McNasty

My name's Zach, I go to Willy South. I'm a juunior. The story of my life is quite simple really. From the momwent i escaped from the womb i was pimpin' straight up. hooking up with other babies in the hospital and never calling them again. My mother was a persain hooker and my father a ukranian rabbi. my birth name, xavier, was lost in our move to america from the netherlands. I lived on a farm and lived off the milk of my cow bessy for the first eight years of my life. Then she died. It was tragic, 300 people/animals attended the funeral presided over by none other than Mr. T. No lie, I was there. I like rollercoasters, people, and every once in a while, some high quality blow. I play lacrosse cuz it's the best sport ever created! You know, my great grandfather was, Wolf Attack Salmon As Hawk Fly Over Pond In Clear Sky With Snake In Claw, leader of the banzai indian tribe. He was pretty hard core, he had 30 wives and 70 children, Half of which died from AIDS brought on by the white hooker who had sex with his father, after that, it was all down hill for the tribe. But yea, my Great grand pops was a hard core lax player. Most of my time is spent chillin with my friends, breaking windows and just doing really stupid shit. Other than hangin out, i watch a crap load of movies but Anchorman is the best by far! Actually, It might be Clerks 2, or Borat... I don't even remember half the movies i have seen. but then again, i can't remember half the shit i did yesterday. If u say that Family Guy is a terrible show, then i'm just gonna hav to stab u in the jaw! The same goes for dane cook!The Sabres, Bisons and Bandits are the shit the bills suck balls so much that they don't even deserve to have the first letter of their name capitalized. and that is all i have to say about buffalo sportsMy parents r divorced and my dad is definitely the better half cuz his house is a circle and he'll let me do just about anything. My sn is Banditslax2325 so IM me bitches! I'm a straight forward kinda guy so, if you wanna know anything else bout me, just ask. And if you don't believe my story, i'll meet you in a parking lot, you set up the place and time, and i will tell you all of the story to the beat and music of sandstorm, by far the best techno song ever.