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sarah

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About Me

My name is Sarah. I'm just a simple alcoholic with a heart of gold and fronts to match. I'm not too much into activities, since I am more lethargic than most sloths, blinder than the majority of bats and earthworms, and pudgier than a cow, inclusive of sea cows.

My day to day life parallels the most gruesome horror movie that you have ever seen. Even if that horror movie is Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

My favorite hobbies include obesity, date rape drugs and hanging out with my friends.



Create your own friendquiz herei made a quiz about how much i love me...

My Interests

literature, but only the most mind enriching sorts, such as hunting magazines and World of Warcraft manuals snap, crackle, and indie pop writing, or rather typing. internet scrabble normal scrabble, and for that matter, almost any word based game and a great deal of board games chess, internet or not supernintendo, very inclusive of Donkey Kong Country anythingjudiasm french (the language, not the people) french (the people, not the language) french (the adjective, not the noun) french (the noun, not the adjective)english (the language, both spoken and written, and i'll leave it at that) jesus sandals toothpaste for dinner diesel sweeties analogies (the making of, the usage of, the state of being an) hypothetical situations hypothetical situations involving babies tiny animals, animals so tiny they can fit in the palm of your hand tiny humans so tiny they can fit in the palm of your hand tiny but are not babieslambs, chops or not the salvation army, in its new harder-to-steal-from-location (no, i don't steal from the salvation army. if you do, you're going to hell. sorry) screeching, screaming and being generally irritatingsodas, which i will never give up for all the bottled water in the world semicolons in generalapathy and fecklessnesstricksdishonestymanupulationLISTS HEARTSHEARTS and DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION(nah, i'm lying)

I'd like to meet:

THE REAL PIKACHU

Stuart Murdoch

Stephen Colbert

David Bowie

Chuck Palahniuk

M.C. Escher

Sufjan Stevens

Kimya Dawson

Christopher Moore

Michael Ian Black

Amy Sedaris

NEPHEW!

Music:

mainly the obnoxiously upbeat indie pop imported straight from Sweden. there are some other things, though...
this is an INCOMPLETE, non-exclusive list
1986 Apples in the StereoArcade FireBand of Horses Architecture in Helsinki The Beatles BELLE AND SEBASTIAN! Ben Folds FIVE The Boy Least Likely to Clem Snide
David Bowie Bright Eyes The Brunettes Built to Spill The Busy World The Caulfield SistersDeath Cab for Cutie The DecemberistsDeerhoof (they're so important) Dressy BessyDestroyerDevendra BanhartElliott Smith The Flaming Lips GrandaddyGrizzly Bear KIMYA DAWSON Iron and WineIslandsJens LekmanThe Magnetic Fields Mates of State Melt-Bananna The Moldy PeachesThe National The New PornographersNEUTRAL MILK HOTELNeu! Of Montreal Oh No! Oh My! Okkervil RiverOld '97sPavementPedro the Lion Peter, Bjorn and John PiebaldThe Polyphonic SpreeThe Postal Service Pulp Rainer MariaThe ShinsSUFJAN STEVENSSUNSET RUBDOWN!The RosebudsThe Unicorns The VaselinesWilco Wolf Parade

Matador and Merge FO' LYFE

Movies:

Little Miss SunshineUNICO anything Fight Club Donnie DarkoThe Producers (the original, i haven't seen the new one. is it cool? probably not. i don't know, has anyone seen it actually?) Bill and Ted's Excellent AdventureNever Ending Story Office Space Edward Scissorhands

Television:

Strangers With Candy Stella (RIP)The Office Arrested DevelopmentThe SimpsonsDa Ali G Show The Oblongs The Fairly OddParentsFuturama The Colbert Report Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Books:

Turgenev, Camus, Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Christopher Moore, David Sedaris... actually, an absurdly long list because i love books.

Heroes:

Amy Sedaris, Jeff Mangum, Kimya Dawson, Stephen Malkmus, Joseph II of Austria

My Blog

tear-water tea

    Owl took the kettle out of the cupboard.  "Tonight I will make tear-water tea," he said.  He put the kettle on his lap.    "Now," said Owl, "I will begin." ...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST

i'm dreaming of a white person's christmas

you know, the kind with presents.
Posted by sarah on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

it's so important.

internet friends, e-romans, and .com-try men,as you all very well know, my birthday is in ten days (or two business weeks).in the words of the late Mark Mowbray, "it's so important" (while Mark was or...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:41:00 PST

AIM conversation

my little baby brother suggested that i compose a book out of AIM conversations; i think it may have already been done, but i'm not sure. i only read worthwhile literature. nonetheless, i had this c...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 10:28:00 PST

don quixote was a steel-driving man

i was nearly sacraficed to the tornados today. they were everywhere, swarms of them, tornados tormenting... tarahs?when i was little, even littler than i am now, i used to be unable to pronounce s's ...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 15 May 2006 07:47:00 PST

oh no.

oh no.  i went for the milk.the mountain dews were pratically extinct, i chose the milk.  yeah, it was two percent, not  a more respectable and less harmful soy.  lauren and i had ...
Posted by sarah on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:29:00 PST

trite, trite TAG

I've been tagged so I have to do this:yeah, but i'm not cursing anyone else with this.    Each player of this game starts with the 6 weird things/habits about yourself. People who get tagged...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:09:00 PST

a thanksgiving testing

check check, is this blog on? i feel quite in betrayal to xanga, as it is trying its very best to keep up, promising me all the galores of xanga premium.  i am not even sure that anyone reads mys...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 08:54:00 PST