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The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH

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About Me

A sacrificial lamb set free with a chainsaw. I'm here to reap the world of it's comfort and bear the true essence of life upon itself. I hope to create chaos with my influence. A world where the fake and the bastardised are a memory, a shamed, forgotten past event. In this world I wish to reside. To be selfish and judgemental are the way forward, the plan for the future. Mark my words, if you don't stand up for what is best then we are doomed to substandards. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Being in places I've never been before...or have been before...or have lived my whole life.... pretty much just BEING places really. Being in no place ain't much fun lemme tell ya!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will put everything in perspective, but in an incredibly incongruous manner. One who will finally present everything to me in a way that makes sense, but who will do it in such a nonsensical manner that it takes my whole life to figure it out. And one who I can laugh with when I finally do figure out it was all a waste of time. Someone I clearly haven't met yet.

RooCH's friends list... under amelioration
There are at least 100 people on this list. How many should be there?

*To be confirmed*

Potential candidates...

Music:

Music, whilst not actually BEING my life, comprises probably the most interesting part. Being that I have no influence over it's quality! If listening to music represented your sexual proclivity, then I'd be a whore. In no specific order and in no way a comprehensive list, my favourites include...

    American head charge Faith no more Tomahawk Fantômas Millencolin Type O negative Kyuss QOTSA Jeff Buckley Alien ant farm Soundgarden Temple of the dog Audioslave Deftones Foo fighters

Movies:

In general anything horror related, specifically containing zombies will definitely find favour with me. Well, except the faecal stench riddled, crass, film making by numbers speight of auto-sequels being produced every damn day in the US these days. Guess what guys, if the Japanese got there first, they PROBABLY did it better than you, STOP PLAGIARISING!! Anyway, I digress.My top 5 films of all time ever are...

    1. Battle Royale 2. Slingblade 3. The devil's rejects 4. Dead man's shoes 5. Dark crystal

Television:

I do enjoy speights of overuse on the old goggle box. If chosen, tonight's viewings would be Spaced, followed by Family guy and The tick. Basically anything that makes me giggle like someone suffering from Angelman's syndrome...on crack...being tickled...and administered Nitrous oxide.

Books:

The best book I have ever read is "An artist of the floating world" by Kazuo Ishiguro. I'm currently reading, and have been for many months "Gormenghast" by Mervyn Peake.

Heroes:

    My dad Mervyn Peake Kazuo Ishiguro Kentaro Muira Mike Patton Henry Rollins Mike "Cyco" Muir Bill Bailey The Montréal Canadiens

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My Blog

Isn’t it just though?

They say good things come in threes right?  Well there are two points to be made on that little idea.  Firstly, who are "they" and why are they making bizarre unverifiable generalisations al...
Posted by The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:32:00 PST

Hugs from relative strangers

So, it is now Sunday, the day before my new job starts.  A mixture of enthusiasm and impatience are both mixing together into an adrenaline cocktail of joy and anticipation.  I WANNA START F...
Posted by The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:16:00 PST

Gack!

Why is it I get a sore throat and a headache on my days off?  I mean sure, it's better having them relaxing in bed than walking around my job, but still it's hella gay.  Worse still, I actua...
Posted by The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:22:00 PST

Far goats and mints

Okay, I'm going to condense the previous day into a word montage.Aw WHAT? Fucking hell, why? THANK FUCK Well this is easier than I thought w00t!  I win! pleaaaaase oh pleeeease YAS!! WHOOOOOO BIT...
Posted by The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:50:00 PST

Everyone, GET ARTHRITIC FOR ME!!

Well, here's the deal folks.  I am currently employed in a large, fancy department store in Edinburgh by the name of "Jenners".  Now I was employed by a shop within the store, namely Hamley'...
Posted by The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 03:20:00 PST

In the concluding episode of "RooCH hunts for a job"

And so our intrepid adventurer wanders further into the caves of Prospect.  His flaming torch dancing mad shapes against the silky wet stone all around him.  There was a distinct chill in th...
Posted by The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:02:00 PST

Waking up at 9am...

AUGH!  Gayness.  This'll be the first time I've woken up before midday in about 3 months!  Still, fingers crossed at the end of the day I'll be employed.  In fact fuck it, whilst w...
Posted by The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:10:00 PST

Hey, lucky people?

WISH ME SOME!!Interview tomorrow.  I'll save you all the hella lulz for if I actually get it.  Trust me, if I do, you will hella lul at the job.
Posted by The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:22:00 PST

Coffin

Should we be affected by the death of someone close?  I know, I know, for some, it isn't a choice.  For some, the death of a loved one is an unbearable thought, but it's something personally...
Posted by The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:57:00 PST

Rest-or-rant?

Those are the choices it seems.  It's about 5am, I have no unawakedness within me, so I feel it's time to make use of my profound ability to haterate and vent.  So with the question, "to res...
Posted by The rare one-lunged FRAKKEN-RooCH on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:07:00 PST