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1. Jesus of course!!! 2. Let's see... oh yeah, that guy the police used to mistakenly pull me over for. I'm sure you've heard about him people! The cops would tell me... "May I see your license and registration sir? The reason we pulled you over was because you fit the desription of a man who just robbed a liquor store." 3. Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, Yankee Doodle, The Jolly Green Giant, Paul Bunyan, Uncle Sam, any Leprechaun, Johnny Appleseed, Sasquatch, Babe (Paul Bunyan's Blue Ox), Ghost Rider, Batman, Superman, The Hulk, Spiderman, Aquaman, in short... anyone from Marvel or DC Comics, the person who drinks the last of the orange juice but leaves the empty container in my fridge, the Tooth Fairy, Bruce Lee and Elvis (According to the National Enquirer they are still alive), GI Joe, ET, any Transformer, Snoopy, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and all of his buddies (Especially the Misfit Toys), and last but not least - the driver of the truck that hit your face (Just kidding... he drove a van!) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! 4. If I think of more I'll keep you posted.PEACE