You can fool some people sometime.
But you can't fool all the people all the time.
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[before you read on please know that I only add people who i know or whose music might inspire me.]
People with similar future causes of death as i:
- Attempting to backflip off a car
- Breaknecktempo swingdancing
- People throwing various objects at me for singing in the street
- Dancing too hard and consequently popping my back
- Laying down in the middle of the road whilst inebriated
- Incurring the wrath of religious people Marvin Gaye Style
- Taking a bullet for my famous and political friends
- Assuming that every dog, especially pitbulls, is a nice puppy, good dog.
- Plane crash because i was joining the mile high club with the pilot
- Car crash because i was eating and singing whilst driving
- Car running me over because i was texting or reading whilst walking
- Messing with the wrong lesbians' girlfriend
- Swimming in a lake during a storm
- Eating the mystery sushi
- Pissing in someone's drink who is thrice my size
- Attempted cow-tipping
- Pissing someone off by just being me
- Falling off a medium-high place that i'm climbing around on
- Walking against a wall