Me live in a small coutree call Croatia. Croatia is in Europe, a very small country. We don't have nukes. We hve very strict communism regime over there. So strikt that all houses are red and all streets are called like our dictator mr. Usko Dugousko. I live in Usko Dugousko no 5 street. We have sea. Our see is red because of communism and all fishes are in the sape of a sickle and a hammer.Me play guitar in a band. Me know only one song to play and that is Happy birthday dear Dictator. Last year goverment confiscated my guitar because me was playing rock and not our dictators songs. So i came to ameriKa. I play marko guitar all day without worry about get killed.Me got engaged couple of year ago but my fiance was big and hairry like one of those grizzlie bears u amerkans have. So'' hunter'', me shot her with 200 rounds by accident. Me cry all night and drink, but i drink every night anyway. Me like Jack Daniel, he is so hot.Me like orange juice, in my country we can only drink tomatoe juice because it is red, and Coca cola, because it has red label.Bay, Bay
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