I'd like to meet:
Humans ( includes any humanoids who could pass for human in a dark alley late at night ). More specifically humans that are alive and that don't hate me, at least not too much anyway. It would also be good if said people had brains, just one per person or even just half a brain. People without brains make for really short one-sided conversations; unless I'm having one of those days when I can spend hours talking to a wall, then I can have extremely long one-sided conversations. It wouldn't hurt if they had any similar interests, but I'm fairly flexible as far as adopting interests go so it's actually not necessary. So basically anyone who after reading this doesn't think I'm too pathetic to even bother with.