Call me Konstantin.
I'm a seventeen year-old junior at Emerald Ridge High School in Puyallup, WA. I have my driver's license now. Shwa.
I actually like reading. Freidrich Nietzsche was the best philosopher since Aristotle. Charles Bukowski was the best American author since Faulkner. Dostoyevsky was better than Tolstoy. Douglas Adams was a genius
I like music. Elliott Smith was the best singer/songwriter of the '90s. The Velvet Teen is currently the best band out in the world. Bob Marley deserved a Nobel Prize. Count Basie was the most influential artist to ever live. I play the bass.
Zach Braff is the best modern actor. Stanley Kubrick and Akira Kurosawa are the two greatest directors who will ever live. I'd like to write and direct movies some day.
The greatest lines of literature ever written: "I do not love my father. I wonder sometimes if I do not hate him. There's my shame, perhaps my sin. At least, and in the sight of god, not my fault. How was I to love him? He has never spoken to me, never smiled upon me. And I do not think he ever touched me. He was more afraid of death than of anything else. And he died as he thought he would, while the first snows of winter fell."
For as long as I will live, my life will be an attempt to write something so beautiful.
R.I.P., Oggy T.D. Gard
September 1991-October 11th, 2004
Let's hope that in heaven, no one ever gets tired of throwing the ball.