Get your own slideshow on RingoRingo - Photo Sharing Made Easy
Michael John Joseph Jacob Jingle HeimerSchmitt Young was born on the 15th of March in 1986 to the mother of a celibate nun. Whilst Michael grew up in the monastry in Austria, he realised that his passion was singing in the hills and looking after the Von Trapp family. He decided after Liesl von Trapp died in a terrible pagan ritual involving 30,000 ping pong balls that he no longer could remain in Austria.Michael decided that the big city lights of New York was where he was at and at the age of 18 months he was about to become the youngest teacher at the High School of Performing Arts teaching the work of Constantin Stanislavski to young pretty hopefuls wanting to be the next big thing. This was all good for around a two years when Michael John Joseph Jacob Jingle HeimerSchmitt Young got the call. He was asked to travel to Paris where he would fulfill a dream of his.Young Michael at the age of 3 years and a bit became the youngest rent boy to grace france and his talents where known far and wide. Kings, businessmen, lawyers,and more would come miles to cum. But that is what we call history and a darker side of Michaels past.He travelled east to Germany where he became Emcee of a seedy bar named 'The Kit Kat Club'. He made aquaintances with Hitler and also many other evil dictators including Myra Hindley and Princess Diana. Things were going well until one day when he was walking home from the club he was kidnapped and taken to England.His captors were not nice fellows and were often prone to raping nuns which angered Michael, he killed 9 of the 10 captors and raped the other.Not knowing where he was he looked at a street called 'Palatine Road'. He decided that he would walk down it and find shelter and a home. He decided that Blackpool and the fylde college would do.Michael or Mykey as he is now known can be seen around the dark alleys of Blackpool dealing and inhaling a substance know as D or in your local theatre playing scenes by Willy Russell as Mrs Lyons, or William Shakespeare as Richard the III.In a recent interview, Mykey has said that the abscence of his father in Austria has made him the person he is today.And what is in store for the future?Lets just say a movie starring Michael Jackson, Hayley Joel Osmond and Mykey will be released next spring.NO...BUT SERIOUSLY NOW....There is far too much to know about me - too much to stick into this tiny little box anyway!
I'm a young guy, living in Blackpool - the Cess-pit of the North West, love having fun, meeting new people and being silly. Anything you wanna know, just ask - I don't bite, I promise! Well unless I'm being paid!
Make your own layout for myspace or myspace backgrounds at pYzam.com !
