Keighty

The best way to describe myself would probably be as a feisty fucking mess. I’m all over the map and generally have at least one foot over the edge and love every fuckin second of it. Most people who understand who I am consider it the farthest thing from an endearing feature but most have come to terms with my unconventional behavior. I’m hard to love, and basically if you care about me my antics will tear all different ways at your heart. Sorry? I’m not actually. You’ll get over it. I’m just me being me. In the last couple years I’ve managed to almost die more than a few times a year. Between my ex boyfriends making attempts on my life/well being, my own stupidity landing me in the hospital numerous times, and my body spontaneously making blood clots just to keep things interesting; I’m a pretty “unlucky” girl. By unlucky I mean prone to ridiculously risky behavior. I fuck up a lot and love to laugh at myself. On the brighter side of things these little snags generally don’t throw me off balance for too long and for the most part I keep my sense of humor in the hospital or wherever I end up. Basically I’m always having a riot and my optimistic nature leaves little to be desired. I’m one of the few people who can giggle through every crisis and typically can find an upside to everything. I’m not going to lie, I’ve had some seriously fucked up times but the last thing you’ll ever hear me saying is that I regret any of it. Being damaged goods is part of my charm, I promise. I was pretty sure my life was over when it came to mods since I’m permanently on blood thinners for the rest of my life but whatev things change and I’m a stubborn cunt. Excessive and persistent bleeding is less irritating when I’m intoxicated anyway and I’m a strong believer in vodka. The greatest is when I start drinking and start randomly bleeding from facial orifices or wake up in a pool of my own blood. That’s a knee slapper for sure. Basically I’m a tiny girl with a giant heart and predisposition for trouble. It’s pretty obvious to anyone who truly knows me that I’ve got no shame. Out of everything I’ve done in my past I’ve absolutely no problem owning it. There are two things that I’ll never do and one is steal and the other is cheat. If I want to fuck a bitch I’m liable to break up first because anything less is just uncivilized. The grass is never greener in my books, if anything it’s the other way around. I’m probably one of the most sarcastic chicks you’ll ever meet but to be completely honest… it suits me. Very few people will ever earn a spot in my heart but once you do you’re in for a treat. I’m your typical sweetheart with a mean streak. I’m a hard worker and have big goals that I tend to fuck up regularly due to my fickle nature and Kokanee weekend epiphanies. I read excessively, work 6-7 days a week and my social life usually consists of every crazy bitch I know starting at a bar and ending usually rolling around laughing in a park, ditch, or wherever we end up. I am so grateful for everything and everyone I have in my life. I have so much to look forward to and spend a great deal of my free time looking forward to it! Rawr. Love you bitches. Xoxo Katherine Louise. ..