Parental Advice....LMAO!!!!! |
Ten Terrible Parenting Tips: From Booze to Burners By: Patti Ghezzi Every new parent gets a few copies of Goodnight Moon, gobs of bibs and blankets, and... Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:08:00 GMT |
the law of the garbage truck |
Subject: FW: The Law of The Garbage Truck
How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you
let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee
ruin your day? Un... Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:07:00 GMT |
Funny Shit |
* "I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to... Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:29:00 GMT |
Oh so true the wooden bowl |
The Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl
tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now.
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law,
an... Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:33:00 GMT |
The simple things in life |
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the coffee
A professor stood before his philosophy class and ha... Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:38:00 GMT |
George Carlin! |
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.George Carlin's Views on AgingDo you realize that the only time in... Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:39:00 GMT |
On a Starbucks coffee cup!!!!! |
So, I found this whole little cute saying on the side of a caramel maccito(or however the f u spell it!) I think it not only holds true for kids, but spouses or signifcant others also!!! &n... Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:31:00 GMT |