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Aaron Cates

About Me



THINGS TO SAY:

1. Bill Clinton is black.

2. I sat through all of "Goodbye Uncle Tom" and didn't vomit. I'm pretty sure I get an award for that.

3. Jason Michael Carroll is definately going to hell.

4. Barack Obama is a pimp. A danged awesome pimp.

5. I want to be Keith Moon...except for that dying thing.

Any real information about me is going to be found in the "General" section.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton. Ben Gibbard. Jesus. Hopefully, in that order.

Candy Cigarettes
You're a total badass, but you don't taste very good. What Kind of Candy Are You?

My Blog

I Think I'm Manic-Depressive

I just had a really bizzare experience. I was sitting here at the computer, thinking about all the homework I have to do, and how I don't have a job, and how I never have anything to do, and I was rea...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:39:00 GMT

We'd Look A Lot More Like Monkeys If We Never Shaved

I haven't written a blog in a long time, so I thought it was time I throw some stuff at you. A few quick things:1. Mr. Obama is officially president. Good. It's time America's "drunken redneck" image ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:20:00 GMT

Trials and Troubles Are Heavy For a Man

I'm starting to become quite pissed off with my lack of a job. I've been working to find work for almost six months now, and I have yet to achieve anything more than one interview that went ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Chew On This Stuff

Heck yes. I found this, and it totally sums up the Methodists in a few minutes (even though I don't think this guy is one). Let this thing BLOW YOUR MIND...if it doesn't work, here's the URL...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:11:00 GMT

Ive Forgot What Food Tastes Like, The Way It Tastes Right (Bob Dylan Is Not Jesus)

The greatest title ever? So here's what's up: I'm sick. My body aches, and I can't breathe. I don't want to eat, and I don't want to move. I have no fever, so I'm going to have to go to school. It wou...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:56:00 GMT

Old Crow Medicine Show, Blue Skies, Starburst, A Cell Phone That Rings

...these are a few of my favorite things.   It's September. That excites me, because September means that it's almost my favorite month of the year. It's also Labor Day...cheers? What do you say...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:51:00 GMT

Less Time Wasted...

I had spent a really long time last night typing an absolutley epic blog ("epic" in the sense of it being sickningly long, although it was also awesome), but when I woke up this morning, I j...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:35:00 GMT

Bulletins Piss Me Off

This was taken from a bulletin I just wrote. I thought it was too good to remain one, so here you go:     You know, it's been getting on my nerves for awhile now, and I think it's time to sa...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:25:00 GMT

7-4-08

Today is the fourth of July. All this time after 1776, the connotations I have with this day are rather unpleasant. I usually think about fat men in tight suits with too much cologne singing patriotic...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:54:00 GMT

The Door

A couple of hours ago, I sat with my family in a nearly vacant resturaunt (We were there. The staff was there.) known as "Tokyo". I found the name rather unoriginal, but there was something about this...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:20:00 GMT