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Helen has minor infamy on the international roller-ball circuit, following her dramatic expulsion from the sport. Renowned for her larger-than-life skating-rink persona and evident competitiveness, spectators were still shocked when she took advantage of an opponent's shaving injury to snatch a win in the final seconds of a key tournament match. In the immediate aftermath she is quoted as saying "I just don't see what all the fuss is about, it's the way of the game", however she has since denied that her actions were in any way an intentional attack. The sport's governing body RealProRo (FIRS-affiliated) barred her for two years, stating that "Helen's actions set a bad example to younger players. In light of our bid for inclusion in the 2016 Olympics, we must protect the sport".

A recent planned comeback was abandoned following rumours that Helen has been displaying increasingly bizarre and erratic behaviour. A counter-rumour suggests that the source of this rumour was the injured player herself, others assert that it is RealProRo that are determined to block her return.

Since a guest-appearance in Starlight Express in January of this year, there has been little news of Helen. She still has a small but determined fan-following, who assert on internet message boards that a career-change to pro-wrestling is in the pipeline. Certainly this would capitalize on her bad-girl image, but there has been no public confirmation and it should also be regarded as rumour.

What is certain is that Helen has become something of a cult figure and is sorely missed. A T-shirt campaign has been launched bearing the slogan "Say no to RealProRo: Let Helen roll", which are available from Cafe-Press.

Last updated 25/04/07 - please send any further news on Helen to bertie_fish[at] hotmail[dot]couk


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Intermission

Found while I was at home over christmas.
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:20:00 GMT

Pastels + digital enhancement

Just a quick one:
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:35:00 GMT

It's just a quote from Virginia Woolf

"Why, if one wants to compare life to anything, one must liken it to being blown through the Tube at fifty miles an hour - landing at the other end without a single hairpin in one's hair! Shot out at ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:31:00 GMT

Still life...

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Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:35:00 GMT

Mostly unrelated items

1. Did you know that the greatest film ever, yes 'officially', was directed by a 25 year-old? Yep, Orson Welles was only 25 when he directed Citizen Kane. And he co-wrote the screenplay. And...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 14:37:00 GMT

Life drawing pt 2 - the results, in ten pictures

So it's been an age since I finished the course, but I'm still catching up with myself here. Since I last blogged I managed to find somewhere nice to live near London, and I have been learning German ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 22:46:00 GMT

Ich vermisse dich!

I just found a notebook I took with me to Germany last year when I stayed with my friend Sophie. Inside are many practical phrases that I specially requested. Repeat after me... Everyday wordsUnerhor...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:41:00 GMT

Music

In the beginning there was Simon and Garfunkel and The Carpenters. The limited soundtrack to many hot summers spent driving across France to the Alps for our family holiday. Brings back the smell of&n...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 04:37:00 GMT

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Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 03:52:00 GMT

Dawn...

"Dawn, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They t...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 18:35:00 GMT