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Daniel

I am here for Friends

About Me

All of my adult life I've lived with the belief that I've got nothing to prove. Lately its occurred to me that maybe I should.
I am into comedy, live music, and driving like a nut. I like to go on long hikes when I feel up to it. I enjoy murdering the English language and some foreign ones as well when the muse strikes me. Every now and then I like to get drunk and swat at imaginary elves. My favorite state in the Union is Vermont.
Sometimes I stare stupidly because I can't think of anything to say. And then I laugh nervously and start babbling about random things until I realize no one cares and then I stare stupidly some more.



Video I took on 12/21/05. This is in no way an endorsement of the President, but I thought it was very cool to briefly meet him nonetheless.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet thoughtful, intelligent people. Of course most people like to think of themselves as intelligent non-conformist independent thinkers all the while looking to see what everyone else is thinking/doing/wearing so they can all be unique and different in exactly the same way.
Anyway, I mainly just want to meet non-assholey people to have a few drinks or do stuff with after work.

My Blog

I fucking messed myself

So this morning a series of events unfolded which ultimately led to the utter destruction of a pair of boxer briefs.  It started out at the front gate of where I work, they have two lines of...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:20:00 GMT

So this morning I heard on the radio that Chris Penn had died

and I got very depressed thinking about how much I loved his songs "No Myth" and "Brave New World" when they came out in the 90s and how bad I felt for Aimee Mann. Then I realized I was actually think...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 20:49:00 GMT

So I finish my Manhattan and order another

As Kim approaches I open my mouth wide and say "Send in the clowns!"....that felt sort of clever. "Huh?" "More booze!" I clarify then add "You're so pretty" She gives me that sort of weirded-...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Nov 2004 10:58:00 GMT