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Scott White

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About Me

Well what can I say; I was born in Dearborn Michigan. Lived there for about 25 years then I moved to Houston. I am a professional stand-up comedian. I think it is the best job in the world; I get to travel all over and meet a lot of great people. I have been all of this country and have had the pleasure of entertaining our troops in Korea, Japan and Guam.I started doing comedy in Michigan, where I failed miserably and stayed away for a long time, but came to Houston and got my legs back. I also was in a sketch troupe for a while and currently perform improv comedy when ever I am in Houston.
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My Interests

Buy MY CD Now!!I enjoy doing my stand up comedy, improv comedy, working out, writing, reading, sleeping, movies, music and of course the ladies (now all I have to do is get them to have a interest in me). But my huge passion is weiner dog wrasilin'.My website has been done my Mundy Thomas from Ai Design Central check out her site:
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I'd like to meet:

Being a comedian I have been able to meet a lot of my hero’s in the business, but I would really like to meet the remaining members of Monty Python.

Music:

The Beatles, The Kinks, The Stones, The Doors, The Who, Allman Brothers, Kiss, U2, Jimi Hendrix, Bread, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, The Monkees (That is right the Monkees), Alice Cooper, Bad Company, The Baby’s, Elton John, Nick Drake, Gordon Lightfoot, Journey, Styx, Chicago, Boston, Kansas, ZZ Top, Kiss, The Eagles, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Talking Heads, Roy Oberson, Joe Cocker, Aerosmith, Rush, plus most the music I grew up with in the 80’s.

Movies:

The Evil Dead Trilogy, Bubba Ho-Tep, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, God Father, Animal House, Fletch, Caddy Shack, Ghostbusters, Universal Horror Movies (Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman), Hammer Horror with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, Marx Brothers Movies (Especially with Zeppo), Ernest Goes to Camp, School and Jail, Three Stooges, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Brain Donors, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Spider-Man 1 and 2, Sean of The Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original), The Fly (Remake), Hard Days Night, Head, Song Remains the Same, The Kids Are Alright. W. C. Fields, Buster Keaton, Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein 40 Year Old Virgin.

Television:

No reality shows!!

Books:

I like to read quite a bit. I will read just about anything but romance. My favorite authors are Joe r. Lansdale and Joe Queenan.

Heroes:

Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Bruce Campbell.

My Blog

Call Guinness

Well, I am working at the Jukebox in Peoria, IL and I was told last night we did a show for the smallest crowd ever in the club. Yea Me!!!
Posted by Scott White on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:34:00 PST

Call Guinness

Well, I am working at the Jukebox in Peoria, IL and I was told last night we did a show for the smallest crowd ever in the club. Yea Me!!!
Posted by Scott White on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:35:00 PST

God is a sports writer.

The Red Wings were 30 seconds away from winning the Stanley Cup last night.  They lost in the third overtime.  Now, I predict that they will lose the series and in years to come on ESPN Clas...
Posted by Scott White on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:06:00 PST

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Can you really be considered crazy, if you know you are crazy?  Do you have to think you are not crazy, even though everyone else knows you are crazy, to be crazy?  Does this make sense to a...
Posted by Scott White on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:03:00 PST

Kids, Cats And People Who Hug.

What do they all have in common?  When they find out you don't like them, they won't leave you alone.
Posted by Scott White on Sat, 10 May 2008 01:34:00 PST

Why younger women should marry me.

  1) I'll die first.  Yes, men die before women.  So when I die, not only will you get all the money, but you will be single at your sexual peak.   2) I travel a lot.  Gone ...
Posted by Scott White on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:02:00 PST

Urban Outfitters

    So let me understand this store.  It is a store that sells overpriced new "vintage" clothing, that is owned by a huge cooperation, but is run by tattooed, pierced individuals who ha...
Posted by Scott White on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:49:00 PST

WOW!!!

Well I have just read two coffee table books in a row.  One about Friday the 13TH and one about the Monkees.  I need a life.
Posted by Scott White on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:38:00 PST

Have you ever...

had a day where you feel that God is fuckin’ with you?
Posted by Scott White on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:04:00 PST

Dr and Mr P

As some of as you know Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb were neighbors and as you know they came out with a similar soft drink.  Many claim that Mr. Pibb stole this formula from Dr. Pepper when one day he...
Posted by Scott White on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:48:00 PST