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Drastic Spastic

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About Me

Technically I've been widowed for almost a year. I hate that word. It's so tragic, even for my trauma/drama queen persona. I prefer 'inadvertently single'. Most parts of my life are pretty much in constant flux. My only certainty is uncertainty, hence my frequent fear of falling/falling apart. I feed off of sunshine, it has always helped me stay grounded and keep my balance... I'm really just a big nerd at heart. I love amusement parks and green olives and I despise clogs. I survive on coffee. I live with a highschooler and my two kitties milkshake and nugget. I'm an ESTJ which means I'm a judgemental control freak... I'm always trying to keep things in perspective... Never an easy task for a narrow minded narcissist...
You scored as Shannon, Hey there, Shannon! Your materialistic and egotistical nature help you to use your brother to get the money you want. You don't really like helping, but then complain about feeling useless. And, you slept with your hot step-brother.

Shannon


69%

Sun


50%

Sawyer


50%

Michael


44%

Kate


44%

Charlie


38%

Boone


38%

Jack


38%

Claire


31%

Locke


19%

Sayid


13%
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5 parts pride
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1 part
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Yup, I was made to be cranky. Even missing an ingredient!
Your Political Profile:

Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
My Personality
Neuroticism 99
Extraversion 4
Openness To Experience 21
Agreeableness 4
Conscientiousness 61
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My idols, Carrie Fisher, Liz phair, Angelina Jolie, Cher. But not really, cause I would probably run away and hide if I ever ran into one of them. But if I could be like close enough to touch Jimmy Smits or Joaquin Phoenix, I would call it good.

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That made me sad, I could almost cry.

My Blog

The ballad of a bipolar clown

What a difference a day makes. Some sunshine and four cups of coffee lead to new perspectives. The one constant in this roller coaster existence of mine seems to be my inability to focus on the tasks ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:03:00 GMT

Ok, ready steady breathe.

Alrighty, I can do this... It's only 6:30... I only have 15 things to do before bed. I can just get up extra early tommorow, say 6:30 instead of 7:30... Maybe if I make someome hide Harry Potter from ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:34:00 GMT

Ah ginga ale!

On friends somebody had a cat at one point in time, and Rachel put a post it note on it because she wanted ginger ale. Anyways. I managed to get the flu. Im so lucky. I missed a whole day of work, and...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:23:00 GMT

Another day another dollar

Sigh. Im just sad. My volunteer auction is coming up, and my usefulness is almost over. Ive really liked working on the auction. Its been way better than my job which has really been draining me. It m...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:19:00 GMT

Luck

Ok, so life is hopefully starting to come together for me. I am probably jinxing myself to say that.... The car problems are finally starting to come together. We are going to get paid for his car, wh...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:42:00 GMT

Apocalypse Now

So today, I got up cleaned the apartment walked to work to borrow the car to take care of Carissa's cats, went to work, worked for 9 and a half hours, went home, got the car, took care of carissa's ca...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:22:00 GMT

Let it be

I had the pleasure of attending my former roomie's wedding yesterday out in Ellensburg. I have decided that I like weddings and I love people who are in love. I also got to see some of my Scottish dan...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 00:01:00 GMT

what a difference a day makes!

So Matt and I had two days off together, and it was so great, we went to folklife and the science center and went out to dinner at salty's (we had a coupon) we also managed to get some laundry done an...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:11:00 GMT

My babies bought me a present!

:) My husband is so great! Usually, he can't take a hint, today, he was actually thinking for himself! I called him to tell him that milkshake and Nugget hadn't gotten me anything for mother's day, I ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 23:00:00 GMT

dude!

I just pressed the blog button 4 times before I realized I was actually on the right screen to enter my blog.... So Im a little tired. I told myself I would go right to sleep when I got home, I even w...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 00:23:00 GMT