le petit prince de l'ironie

About Me

silliness, the epitome of me! GOT YOU?! LORD TAKE IT AWAY IT'S NOT NIECE nor few, so it can't be your soul! Give it back, it's all mine, because I said so. I'd love you to hate me, I treasure abuse. The story of living, we put it to use. Light me up, I'll burn forever... let's stop being concealed, yes? no? Whatever you say, I'm not the boss or the chef, I don't know how to cook anything except eggs! Now bake me a cake as fast as you can, or didn't you know? I'm the TELEPHONE man!

My Interests

the classy stuff i have such a high regard for antiques

I'd like to meet:

the realest people i can, which is the PLATONIC way of saying EVERY SINGLE PERSON

Music:

choir music its so preachy and peachy

Movies:

THE MATRIX HAS iSiSeveryonespace WHICH IS WHY i'm W/BrOkE? SAY IT aIn'T SO!

Television:

FRISKY DINGO

Books:

I CLAIM I'M NO BOOK AS GOOD AS YOU oops i must have stubbed another toe

Heroes:

all have been heroes IN THEIR OWN TIME

My Blog

The Burner

You wouldn't guess it, from the look of him.He was of average stature, slim, with a long sharp noseaccentuating the curve of his somewhat feminine lips.But the truth is that he was on fire,constantly ...
Posted by le petit prince de l'ironie on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:48:00 PST

The End of Two Friends

The one turned to the otherWhen the other turned away;The one had begged and pleadedFor the other one to stay.Although the first had known his wrong,Again, to his dismay,He did repeat it time again;He...
Posted by le petit prince de l'ironie on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:29:00 PST

The End of Two Lovers

She turned to tell him:"I can make your blood boil."He smiled to say:"I can make your blood freeze."She scowled and chided:"I can pull the bigger trigger."He oft confided:"I can make you say 'please'"...
Posted by le petit prince de l'ironie on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST

Perchance to Dream Anew

Perchance I once was better, perhaps worse.Perchance we had met once before.Perchance I am the Devil back at his new tricksOr perchance I am the children playing with the fallen bricks.Perchance ...
Posted by le petit prince de l'ironie on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:01:00 PST

Sorry/Oops/Poopie

These three words all mean the same thing. We should find a way of phasing them out because don't you want to talk pretty someday? I know I do, but you'll probably get there long before me...
Posted by le petit prince de l'ironie on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST

THE GOD COMPLEX!

GOD HAS THEORIZED HIMSELF INTO BEING IN THE MOST CONVOLUTED OF WAYS BECAUSE HE IS AWARE OF THE FACT THAT HIS CREATION CAN SUSTAIN ITSELF!!!! GOD UNDERSTANDS THAT HIS CREATIONS LOVE THEORIES AND ...
Posted by le petit prince de l'ironie on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

You're a Poet that DOESN'T Know It!

You posit a question,You make a response,You do what is rightIn your eased non-chalance! You do what you think,And you do what you say,And it all makes you realize"You're totally gay!"And you want it ...
Posted by le petit prince de l'ironie on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST

Robots In Disguise 4 Real?

Nah you nitwit, it's robots spewing lies because they don't want the lies to exist anymore, so we're erasing each other at the same time, but my way of erasing you is trying to call you back to me, an...
Posted by le petit prince de l'ironie on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST

Yes Sir, Ma'am!

You gotta understand, you gotta believe, and you gotta try again, just to make sure you got it right! And this is the story not of the devil and his handiwork, but of mankind itself, because man...
Posted by le petit prince de l'ironie on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:19:00 PST

Sublime Words

Once a child complained of a tummy ache. His parents administered medicine to him. Yea, they ministered to him. What love! Dies Irae is not the day of wrath! It is the da...
Posted by le petit prince de l'ironie on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST