More Blonde Jokes |
More Blonde JokesTwo blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" &nb...
Posted by Wicked Wanda on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:44:00 PST |
The Less than Perfect Storm :-O |
The Less than Perfect Storm :-OWe went boating today and I spotted the first wave NE off shore but we headed out anyway. Afternoon showers are normal here but it turned into a storm system that ...
Posted by Wicked Wanda on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:07:00 PST |
TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F’ WORD WAS APPROPRIATE |
TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F' WORD WAS APPROPRIATE 10 -- "Scattered F___ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9 - "How the f___did you work that out?" Pythagorus, 126 BC 8 - "...
Posted by Wicked Wanda on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:55:00 PST |
The HOOKER |
The Hooker A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, 'H...
Posted by Wicked Wanda on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:31:00 PST |
The White Stuff Survey |
The white stuff surveyWhat is your favorite white dessert ingredient?White chocolateAre all of your ceilings in your house white?No three are a light beige and one is sky blueShould non virgins wear...
Posted by Wicked Wanda on Tue, 27 May 2008 11:42:00 PST |
Mordys World Famous Survey |
Mordy's World Famous SurveyDo you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? I think of him sometimes when I yell "ASS HOLE!!!" Does that count? How many boys have you cried over? All of t...
Posted by Wicked Wanda on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:41:00 PST |
Always Maxi Pad Letter |
Always Maxi Pad LetterThis is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph...
Posted by Wicked Wanda on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:32:00 PST |
THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY |
THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.4. IF MAN ...
Posted by Wicked Wanda on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:15:00 PST |
You might want to consider investing in a better health plan |
You might want to consider investing in a better health planA wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was&n...
Posted by Wicked Wanda on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:38:00 PST |
My Slippahs Say I Am a Natural Safari Girl |
What Your Flip Flops Say About YouYou are an outdoorsy person. You feel most comfortable in nature.Beautiful scenery and good weather always brighten up your day.Being outside allows you to feel calm ...
Posted by Wicked Wanda on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:45:00 PST |
