I cant feel my face... I mean, I can touch it, but I cant feel it inside |
I swear this looks like something right off the set of "Blow"
The money found hidden inside walls, suitcases and closets in one of Mexico City's wealthiest neighborhoods came from the profits o... Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:02:00 GMT |
8 Important Lessons Learned from ’80s Cartoons |
Before you read this and get your panties in a twist..yes I stole this. Meaning, NO I didn't right it. Couple dudes named Ethan and Jack did...but I'm all for taking any credit you want to... Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 00:35:00 GMT |
Blogging with the Sandman |
Day 5 of No Sleep:
You would think by now some part of me would be tired&whether it be my body or my mind. Not the case my friends. So here's the question: What do I do at 1130... Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:17:00 GMT |
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. |
For one reason or another I was reminded today of a lesson taught by my Aunt Sharon. Walking through Lafeyette Park with a bag of skittles she gives me a handful. Eagerly I shove all ... Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 00:25:00 GMT |
Dont rat out your bitches and make sure you hydrate. CA-CAW! |
So the trip home started out most sexcellent. Had the best seats on all the planes, got a nap in, and went pretty fast. Then it happened. I got off the plane. Greeted by my most... Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:24:00 GMT |
So much for the concept of forgiveness |
I got a kick out of this...let me know what you think!
WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT DEATH
Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!
Make a personal reflection about this. Very in... Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:29:00 GMT |
Wipe my ass with a snowcone! |
Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
Recently I was honoured to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at ... Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:19:00 GMT |
Against abortion? Don't have one. |
-First let's take a look at where our Presidential Candidates Stand-
Republicans: All oppose, except for Rudy Guliani. John McCain (yaay AZ..please note sarcasism here) & Mitt Romny (w... Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:13:00 GMT |
Red skating shoes & a state of fear |
Last night's dream went down like this:
So I'm standing in Hugh Hefner's room surrounded by beautiful women chatting among themselves. Hef walks up to me and hands me a box. The women star... Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:42:00 GMT |
Like the song says, "Breaking up is hard to do". |
Let's face it...most relationships you have in life don't work out. So what is the best way to call it quits?1. Just do it. Using this method will leave you looking like an ass... Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 17:01:00 GMT |