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About Me

I like to sneak out late at night and search for baby meerkats. Some say that they possess some form of toxin in their mastoid glands that acts as neuro stabilizer. This will allow me to control my fast twitch muscle fibers that are bonded to my cyber-genetic engineered legs. I'll also not run the risk of biting off pieces of my tongue while eating beef jerky or the occasional Abba-Zabba due to a lack of jaw muscle control. My cybernetic super structure will be in control and I will be able to store up enough power to become a level 77 clone-borg and dominate any level of Mage Wizards or Dwarf Axe-men. "Hey...wait", "no........did you hear it" Damn it you scared it away.

My Interests

I'm interested in putting some sort of fins on the back of my calves, creating an ever efficient aqua diver who will rule over 3 major seas.
You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs
are trying to recruit you.

I'd like to meet:

2 Dark Elfs and a positronic neutron blacksmith who can forge my atomic presbonucleatic blade I'll call lucy with a lower case L.

Music:

-MickeyAvalon -Atmosphere -Mac Dre -Necro

Movies:

Short Circuit, Cyborg, Hey John it's only elbow grease-The Hitcher -Super Troopers -Old School

Television:

Voltron, Transformers, The Jetsons.-Poke'mon -Poke'mon -Poke'mon

Books:

I possess the worls largest Central Processing unit and have been pre programmed with all types of information making books an obsolte item to myselfThe Art of Injecting STeroids, Steroids and Your Prostate, Steroids and Your Wife, Why Avoid the Roid?, The Juice is Loose, Don't reject, inject!

Heroes:

Arnold because he himself was a lever 77 sowrd warrior and he could beat anyone into submission