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Ryan Machiavelli

who cares as long as it makes you happy

About Me

My name is Ryan Curtis. I live in Henderson. If you know where that is I feel sorry for you my friend.
I like to approach everything with a laid back attitude but I lose it sometimes.
I’m like every other person on myspace who says they like to hang with friends and party.
I'm horrible at interpreting and reading into things so just tell me in person if you want me to know anything.
I run alot because I want to be in the Olympics and make millions of dollars.
I live my life by a philosophy I am unaware of.
I have my opinions and my reasons.
I never finish anything I start with friendships, relationships and all other kinds of -ships but I'm working on it.
If you have anymore questions just ask.
MSN- [email protected]
AIM- sassyseacow115

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My Interests


Music (guitar, drums, mixing/DJ), Movies, writing, robots, friends, cars, womenz, girls, design, ladies, cross country, skeleton, ice hockey, shopping, painting, sculpting, art, photography, fashion, sleeping.
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Your Mexican Name Is...
Don Ivan What's your Mexican Name?

I'd like to meet:



What villian are you?
You're That Tub of Kool Aid!
You're scary as hell. YOU HAVE NO ORGANS!!!! Go away.

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Music:

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AC/DC
Andrew W.K.
Architecture In Helsinki
Badly Drawn Boy
Beastie Boys
Billy Idol
Bjork
Bloc Party
Bob Marley
Cake
Crash Test Dummies
Crystal Method
Crystal Castles
Daft Punk
Beck
Dave Matthews Band
David Bowie
David Gray
Death From Above 1979
Deftones
Devo
Duran Duran
Explosions In the Sky
Elvis Costello
Flaming Lips
Frank Sinatra
Great Big Sea
Guster
Hall and Oates
Jimmy Eat World
Interpol
Iron Maiden
Jamiroquai
John Williams
Kenna
Kid Koala
Kings of Leon
Mad Caddies
Marilyn Manson
Madness
Modest Mouse
Motorhead
N.E.R.D.
No Doubt
Pat Benatar
Primus
Prodigy
Queen
Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Remy Zero
Robbie Williams
Rob Zombie
Rolling Stones
Run DMC
Save Ferries
Scissor Sisters
Sex Pistols
Sigur Ros
Snow
Spoon
Static-X
Stryper
Sublime
Talking Heads
Tears For Fears
Tenacious D
The Arcade Fire
The Cars
The Cure
The Mars Volta
The Police
The Postal Service
The Ramones
The Smiths
The Strokes
The While Stripes
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Tiger Army
Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
U2
Vanilla Ice
W.A.S.P.
Ween
Weezer

Jesus will teach your kids to fight.

Movies:

This is Sven the Squid.
Be careful what you say around him, he is very self-concious about his weight. He loves Kit-kat candy. Do not give him any or he will spoil his dinner.
Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure
Human Nature
Adaptation
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Catch Me If You Can
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
E.T.
Schindlers List
El Mariachi
Sin City
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill Vol. I & II
Jaws
The Fifth Element
Jurassic Park
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie
Waterworld
Orange County
Big
Saving Private Ryan
Splash!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Donnie Darko
I am Sam
Fast Times at Ridgemount High
The Last American Virgin
Star Wars Trilogy
Punch Drunk Love
Die Hard
Dogma
There's Something About Mary
Chasing Amy
Clerks
Mallrats
Gigli
Me Myself & Irene
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
House of 1000 Corpses
Fatal Attraction
American Splendor
Road Warrior
Police Academy III
Jackass: The Movie
Fight Club
American History X
Zoolander
Mystery Men
Blow
Edward Scissorhands
Seabiscuit
Spiderman
X2
Major League II
Airheads
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Peewee's Big Adventure
Good Will Hunting
The Sandlot
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo
Beverly Hills Cop I II & III

Television:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000, South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, Reno 911!, Saturday Night Live, Clone High, Inside the Actors Studio, The Office, Scrubs, That 70's Show

Which Family Guy character are you?
Meg Griffin
You are a self-centered young girl with low self-esteem and a dream of becoming popular. You are also the president of the Luke Perry fan club at your school.

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Books:

Yellowpages
Horton Hears a Who
A Brief History of Time
basically anything with and interesting idea that may or may not be original (Chuck Palahniuk, Michael Crichton, Richard Scarry)

Heroes:

Quentin Tarantino, Stephen Spielberg, Stephen Hawking, Ted Williams, Johhny Damon, Dave Roberts, George Romero, David Ortiz, Senator John McCain, Jimmy Carter, Jesus, Rico Suave, Matt Damon, Scottie Pippen AKA Osama Bin Laden, my mom

Jesus has a mean hook shot.

My Blog

The Matthew Broderick Chronicles

This is my pre-emptive Bonnaroo '07 blog. I figure I will need a buffer to make room for the pictures and stories I will have to tell so I am writing this tasty nugget as a countermeasure. I am so pum...
Posted by Ryan Machiavelli on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:24:00 PST

wheatgrass and indios negros

I thought this blog was gonna be useless but I think it might actually serve a purpose.I am going to Bonnaroo. Its going to rule. That has already be established. What you might not know is I'm going ...
Posted by Ryan Machiavelli on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:19:00 PST

How Freddy Mercury earned a degree in graphic design

So I'm none too happy with the 2007 Bonnaroo schedule of bands. Take a look for yourself and you'll notice an increasing number have become non-jam bands:The Police Tool Widespread Panic The White Str...
Posted by Ryan Machiavelli on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST

<-------------Get the hell over there blog dude!

So I'm in my BCOM lab/studio; I have to be on camera with this other guy for everyone to shoot. I'm on camera, some kids are operating cameras, and the rest are directing up in the ...
Posted by Ryan Machiavelli on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:14:00 PST

Fergie quit stealing my songs!

I finally got a car and it rocks the house with extra awesome sauce. Check it out.Gold is for the money son, ya heard?Keepin' it ghettofabolous. And really white.Hey girls, you'll have to get in line....
Posted by Ryan Machiavelli on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

The 'How I Totaled My Car' Blog

Its December 27th, the last Hump Day of the year. I get up early thinking I have to work at Hot Topic from 9 am to 5 pm, but when I get there my manager shows me the schedule. I'm supposed to work fro...
Posted by Ryan Machiavelli on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

I wanna do 40-hands with Santa Claus

So I'm just chilling here, messing around here on myspace instead of doing homework when I come across this thing. So I think it'll be cool, since its this supposed "craze sweeping the internet." Its ...
Posted by Ryan Machiavelli on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:07:00 PST

glitter and crazy straws at Hacienda

Alright everyone, don't get too excited. I know this is my second blog in as many weeks, but it dosen't mean I'm doing it every week or anything. As a matter of fact I'm gonna be hella busy with schoo...
Posted by Ryan Machiavelli on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:31:00 PST

Michael J. Fox eating corn in a Cadillac convertible

GODDAMMIT I HATE FINGERLESS GLOVESUnless you've been backpacking in Lesotho the past few months you've noticed I haven't had a new blog in awhile. Sorry, got shit to do. I also just blog about funny o...
Posted by Ryan Machiavelli on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

trying to feed a goat Crest toothpaste

everyone go add my mom to their facebook account. Hopefully I can get a free meal out of the deal. GO ADD RYAN'S MOM...
Posted by Ryan Machiavelli on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:55:00 PST