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Lorenzo Cavendish

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About Me

Well here we are a year on from the last time i wrote "about me." So what should i say? Well i work for a living, whoring myself around various establishments in the travel industry, working in back offices and dusty dungeons. This does have it's fringe benefits though, so you know it all balances out. When I’m not working I do all sorts of little things to occupy my time. I play a bit of music, writing and recording at home, for pleasure more than fame. Occasionally i collaborate with friends and droogs of ill repute. For more info, ask. I also like to take photos with my camera, this is fun, and possibly also art. There are a few examples in my MySpace picture gallery, over there in the corner.

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My Interests

Smoking Crack, Stealing Blood, Grave Robbing, Burning down National Forests, Hosing Beautiful Beaches with Oil, Destroying Art Masterpieces, Shooting Pandas in Zoos (between the eyes), Sprinkling Broken Glass in Swimming Pool Changing rooms, Breeding Guard Dogs that have AIDS, Decimating those more succesful than me, Carving age into the faces of those prettier than me, Putting Acid in the water supply of destructive messy gypo scum and looking at pretty clouds.

I'd like to meet:

You, and you over there, not you, but everyone in that corner and maybe a few of you people over there, everyone in the first two rows in an odd numbered seat and maybe a few of those of you propping up the bar.Here's what i've been listening to lately....


This Music was played in iTunes, the worst program of all time.

These are my friends and they tolerate alot from me.
Good Work Team!

Emma Dilemma

The Soup

Stuberry

Thomas

Mr Andy

Mrs Andy

Water Bottle Girl

Wordsmith Ward

Mr Rory Flynn

Big Papa Stu

Darling Sherbet!

The Wise Beard

Tia

Ciara

Murder of Crows

The Mystery Jets

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Books:



Heroes:


My Blog

Fear and Loathing at the Radisson Marlborough Hotel

The empty plastic crates sag beneath me. I peer over the tip of my shoe, resting on the banister and see myself reflected in a very large gold mirror. The concierge looks at me disapprovingly, so I ex...
Posted by Lorenzo Cavendish on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST

The Smashing Pumpkins smashing pumpkins

In the haze of last Saturday past, something was spawned. Maybe it was the drinks, the barbequed chicken or the illicit smokable treats on offer. It started as a fairly innocuous comment when I said ...
Posted by Lorenzo Cavendish on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:24:00 PST

Micro Fiction

Microfiction is, as the name suggests, fiction on a very small scale. It should still contain a narrative structure and should include characters rather than be a few hundred descriptive words ab...
Posted by Lorenzo Cavendish on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST

To Live and Die in Prague

EatingIn Prague there are a variety of foods. Let's start with the obvious; the two major fast food chains are KFC and McDonalds. In a strange twist though it is KFC that have the stranglehold and no...
Posted by Lorenzo Cavendish on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:50:00 PST

When Tourist Attractions go Bad

It's dark, a creature is stirring and there's a bad smell. True this is not a naturally untenable position for me to be in. In fact, let's be honest, it's commonplace. This somehow is different though...
Posted by Lorenzo Cavendish on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST

Resolve

So let me be the first to post my new years resolutions as a statement of intent.I've pondered what i should resolve to do this year for a few weeks now. I could go with something to improve my person...
Posted by Lorenzo Cavendish on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

Zen and the art of the Shower

I feel unusual. It's a stomach bug of some kind. I'm not sure what kind of bug but it's been busy pushing hot liquid out of all available orifices for a few days now. Still i suspect normal servi...
Posted by Lorenzo Cavendish on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:44:00 PST

The Whirlwind Greek Tragedy

What if Jimmy White was 444 years old? How many times could he lose in the crucible final to Stephen Hendry? How many times could the plucky Londoner, fail to meet anyone's expectations?This (as usua...
Posted by Lorenzo Cavendish on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST

This is your Brain

If this get's technical, i apologise.   Your brain is great. No really it is. In your lifetime you will only use 10% of it at the most. If you've ever taken drugs, got drunk more than once a week...
Posted by Lorenzo Cavendish on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:53:00 PST

Luda's House

  There's a little town on the coast, maybe 500 houses. It's surrounded by hills and dales on one side and oceans on the other. The centre of the town is the commercial hub. Small residents owne...
Posted by Lorenzo Cavendish on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:10:00 PST