My name is Salem, though my family has been known to call me by other names, like Little Mister, Fluff Muffin, Runt Booger, Munchkin Pie, Dumbnuts, Little Bit, Muffin Man, Piglet, Boy Boy, Trouble and Major PIB (Pain. In. Butt.) I turned one year old at the end of August. My mommy is a photographer. You can buy photos of me on her website . I'd highly recommend it so she can continue to feed me yummy foods like chicken. It's my favorite! I enjoy bird watching, finding the least convenient spot to take a 5-hour nap in, knocking things to the floor, watching toilets flush and eating plastic. I do not like fleas or humming. They freak me out. I have my own blog, where I document my many contributions to the world. You can read it here .
