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The Repeat Sex Offenders (RSO) is a band that defines our generation of corn-fed, God-fearing Americans. It is through their music that we learned how to love. It all started back when Donnie Wallburn and Justy Boy Timberland were in the Christian Congregation of the First Christians of Christ Choir together. At a young age, they dreamed of becoming ministers of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, not Buddha you heathens. Donnie had a vision of greatness and decided to join the Peace Core with Justy Boy Timberland. Donnie goes to jail and finds Jesus again, after a person of questionable moral fiber claimed he had caused some accidental fire damage to a hotel. This coupled with some hearsay about him having relations of an allegedly sexual nature with some persons of a questionable age. While in jail, he meets Buster Hymen, who had supposedly gotten behind in child support payments to a woman who claimed to be the mother of his children, never proven. This combined with a verbal disagreement with another woman of questionable moral standing led to his unjust incarceration. Although a painter by trade, Buster discovered he had a natural talent for music under the teaching of Donnie. On the other side of the country, Baul L. Jouster was performing in star search at an early age. He would one day change his name to B. Sleezy on advice from his immigration officer in order to show he was committed to America and the American Dream. While performing at star search, he met Jordan Harder, amateur child underwear model. Later in life they went in to business together and started a child day care center. Unfortunately the day care center was not as successful as they had hoped, damn frivolous child safety lawsuits. A year later, Jordan and B. Sleezy were at a youth center err I mean bar where they met their future producer, Mike Untstein, who was looking for fresh new girls err talent. When he met Jordan and B. Sleezy he was blinded by their talent and chemistry together. He immediately flew them out to L.A. where he had been working on a boy band album. Meanwhile Buster and Donnie have been released from jail on good behavior, not because of over crowding. Upon they release, they met back up with Justy who had just finished his Peace Core work, not a drug rehabilitation program despite what you may have heard in the liberal media. They answered an ad in their local newspaper about a boy band and were immediately flown out to L.A. There they met Jordan and B. Sleezy and RSO was formed, and an American legend was born!!!!!!!!
