iron curtain katie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

self-deprecating since 1985.

once, i read an entire baby-sitters club book on the toilet. cover to cover, in one sitting. then i received a bachelor of arts degree in english. talk about a shitty choice.

My Interests

music, books, OCD cleaning, coffee, going to shows, fetuses and unicorns, giving and receiving awesomely bad haircuts, sarcasm, vulgarity, puppies, south jersey, cities (philthadelphia first and foremost)

I'd like to meet:

the future

Music:

the clash
against me!
rancid
ted leo and the pharmacists
aquabats
rx bandits
bouncing souls
plain white t's

various guilty pleasures including but not limited to hanson and ashlee simpson
and as of late a small british explosion including mika, lily allen, and amy winehouse (maybe in more of a trainwreck kind of way)

Movies:

kids
snoopy come home

Television:

my tv is smaller than my computer. my computer isn't that big. (that's what she said)

Books:

not so much books, but authors:
kerouac
vonnegut
palahniuk
fitzgerald
salinger
hemingway
steinbeck
updike
morrison

Heroes:

Dick Wood...the name seems to say it all, yet his standing as the CEO of Wawa says so much more.

My Blog

confession

i have something i need to get off my chest.i have a serious confession to make. not a cry for help. but just admitting that i have a problem.i am in an abusive relationship. it's not a re...
Posted by iron curtain katie on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST

it had to get racy eventually

A lot of people might assume that my job at the library is excessively boring. However, this morning I was paid my inadequate $6.25 (before taxes) to look at porn. Apparently we used to re...
Posted by iron curtain katie on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:59:00 PST

vaseline

i should probably come home more often. i'm not sure if i feel as if i have been given a warm welcome by my toiletries, which have sat dormant in my bedroom closet while i have been away, or if ...
Posted by iron curtain katie on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:51:00 PST

currently

sometimes, life will donkey punch you in the back of the skull so hard and other times, it fucks you gently. or, it's kind enough to do you all up with rohypnol so all you're left with is pleas...
Posted by iron curtain katie on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 07:32:00 PST

tripping BALLS

daaaamn. oxycodone is no joke. half a tablet had me dry heaving and spitting blood out of my freshly vacant gum sockets for a straight hour. chalk up august 15th, 2005 as the day tha...
Posted by iron curtain katie on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:56:00 PST

manamana

This evening I caught myself succumbing to the persuasive powers of the advertising industry. In Wawa, I was utterly torn as to what beverage I felt like purchasing for the drive from Wildwood b...
Posted by iron curtain katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

farewell, mullica hill

today i say fuck the familiar, fuck having mommy do my laundry and feed me dinner three hours after i drag my ass out of bed at 2 in the afternoon. i'm going to microwave my own dinners a...
Posted by iron curtain katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i see the 'augest' option for the posted date has been corrected

i feel like a such a huge dirtball i haven't showered today and i'm gross from digging through dusty items in closets all day and i feel raped and soiled because i got my first filling today first ...
Posted by iron curtain katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST