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Danny MF G.

... I feel like I'm somewhere between dead and dying...

About Me

I'm a nice fucking guy. I am a Humanist. Let me know if anyone wants to discuss Peace, reform, or politics in general.OK, other than all that I still like to have a good time. I am a party favorite, and I like to breath a new life into every social situation I am in. I like to drink, but I hate dumb drunks, and I have grown a hate for the game of beer pong. Fuck beer pong. Anyway, I pretty much like to chill and have a few drinks and a few laughs As long as my friends and I are together... it's going to be a good time.I have a guitar obsession... I play guitar just about every day. I'm always down to meet other musicians, or at least people who love music as much as I do.

My Interests

Music, guitars, hippies, peace, computers, girls, concerts, hair, BMW, beaches, stars

I'd like to meet:

An honest woman. Not to be confused with the more common lying, cheating, and manipulating whores that tend to infest this country and waste precious oxygen.

Music:

Ok, I have a wide range of music that I listen to.I mostly listen to Classic Rock. My favorite bands are Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Hendrix, Greatful Dead and Led Zeppelin.... there are many others.My other love of music is Metal. Some of the styles I listen to are: Dry Kill Logic, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Soulfly, Lamb of God, Shadows Fall, and Hatebreed.I'm really into Reggae. Damian Marley, Buju, Eek-a-Mouse, Resination, Bob Marley, 311, Bless Lov, I also listen to alot of classical guitar.I know it's like on opposite ends of the spectrum, but I like it.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke, Half-Baked, Blow, Boondock Saints, Animal House, Dazed and Confused.

Television:

Family Guy, Bevis and Butthead.... um.... I really don't watch TV

Books:

Guitar Grimour Series... I highly recommend them to any guitarist.

Heroes:

Ghandi, Haile Selassie, John Lennon, Peter North, David Gilmour, Tommy Chong, and Wesley Pipes..
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My Blog

Marriage is bullshit, pt. 2

OK, Flor and I had a deep converstion about marriage today. She wrote a blog about a blog I wrote, and I responded. It's a pretty deep subject, and some valid points were made. BTW... this is only my ...
Posted by Danny MF G. on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:39:00 PST

Fully Engorged in a Torrent of Blood.

**I forgot what this essay was suppose to be about, but it turned out OK. I think it's pretty funny. This was one of the many essays I turned in for my college English class. Once ...
Posted by Danny MF G. on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:33:00 PST

A Change Felt

So I don't know exactly what I'm writing about. I've just had a lot on my mind lately. I've found myself a totally different person than I was a year ago. Last year, I was the guy that hooked up with ...
Posted by Danny MF G. on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:10:00 PST

Birthday Bash on 16 November!!

Hosted By: Fabian, Ms. Texas, & DMFGWhen: Friday Nov 16, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: Fabian's Pad16430 Jeff Rd.Lemoore, 93245United StatesDescription:Fabian, Ms. Texas, & DMFG Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Danny MF G. on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:56:00 PST

How to Start Womanizing

Here's another essay I turned in for my English class. This one is shorter because I had to keep it under 700 words. Once again - this was written in satire - so don't give me any shit. I was rea...
Posted by Danny MF G. on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:44:00 PST

The Best Cab Ride Home

This was the first essay I turned in for my college English class. It's a true story, and I really did turn this in. I actually got a perfect score on it. It's pretty fuckin funny. Keep in mind that t...
Posted by Danny MF G. on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:13:00 PST

Are you good enough for me?

So what does Danny Mothafuckin G. want in a girl? I know this question has boggled the minds of so many of you, so I went ahead and took the liberty of listing in no particular order some of my requir...
Posted by Danny MF G. on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:23:00 PST

Thought and Silence

Wow, it's been awhile since I've written one of these. I don't know why I have the urge to do it now. I guess I just need to let some stuff out. Exactly what I want to let out, I don't know. I can't p...
Posted by Danny MF G. on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:56:00 PST

BEING MARRIED SUCKS!!

Ok, I just wrote this as a blog comment, and I thought i was pretty good. Good enough to share. I hope you enjoy, and I hope you agree. Feel free to repost.~DannyMFGI totally agree with you. I would j...
Posted by Danny MF G. on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:15:00 PST

My Manliness...

How can someone like me, Danny Mothafuckin G.,  fit so much MANliness in to one body. I'm pretty much bursting with MAN flavor. I think I should be voted "MAN of the Year." Here is my MANifesto. ...
Posted by Danny MF G. on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST