I used to play bass for Footstone & American Standard in New Jersey.
Now I live in Minnesota and play with myself.
Next stop? Who knows, but it's gonna be warm and near the ocean.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet the guy who keeps throwing plastic bags containing his dog's shit into my garbage can at home. I would also like to drop a hot-carl on him as a token of my appreciation.