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About Me

Charlie Hodge: I'm a scorpio who kills chi-chi birds with my pellet gun when they wake me up on Saturday, yet I love Steel Magnolia's.

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I'd like to meet:

Homer Simpson, Elvis' Charlie Hodge

My Blog

Sorta McHeadlines: 10-31-07

JOHNSON SPACE CENTER- NASA is working to solve a power problem on the international space station. In a stunt to spur recruitment NASA actually hired Power from American Gladiators and now he won't st...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:26:00 GMT

Sorta McHeadlines: 10-23-07

MANCHESTER- Democrats running for the presidency have released what they would accomplish in the first 100 days in office if elected. John Edwards says he would "travel the world mending fences." Ted ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:22:00 GMT

Sorta McHeadlines: 10-22-07

VATICAN CITY- Pope Benedict the 16th named the first ever cardinal from Texas this week. Galveston-Houston Archbishop Daniel DiNardo is one of two Americans on the list, but sources say DiNardo bribed...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:06:00 GMT

Sorta McHeadlines from 6-18-07 & 6-20-07

6-18-07 WASHINGTON- The 50 states and the Bush administration have a different vision for a health insurance program for children. The states say the plan is lacking. President Bush says, "Hey, what'...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:20:00 GMT

Sorta McHeadlines: 6-25-07 to 6-19-07

6-25-07 AUSTIN- Protesters want federal officials to close down a highly criticized center near Austin used for detaining immigrant families. Well, the feds call it a center we call it an Ice Bats hom...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:29:00 GMT

Sorta McHeadline: 1

PENTAGON- Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff U.S. Marine Gen. Peter Pace says homosexuality is immoral and that the armed services should not support immorality. The general then melted an Iraqi an...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:40:00 GMT

Sorta McHeadlines: Past Blast!

Sorta McHeadlines: 7-20-06 WHITE HOUSE- His spokesman says President Bush believes it's wrong for the government to fund the use of embryos for stem cell research when some opponents feel it's m...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:40:00 GMT

Sortam McHeadlines: Super Backlog

3-12-07 LUBBOCK- A woman accused of taking a newborn from a hospital in Lubbock was apprehended when police spotted her sticker of Calvin peeing on the normal adoption process, and pulled the truck ov...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:34:00 GMT

Sorta McHeadlines: 3-15-07

WASHINGTON- Terror suspect Khalid Sheikh Mohammed says he planned the Nine-Eleven attacks "from A to Z." Making it the worst terror attack in history or the worlds worst marketing campaign for Centrum...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:47:00 GMT

Sorta McHeadlines: More Backlog

2-08-07  AUSTIN- The anti-cervical cancer vaccine debate, or genital wart debate, has been put in the hands of the Texas Legislature. Sources say Governor Perry passed it to the House on a doorkn...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:45:00 GMT