James (Left Side, Strong Side)

Before we start... I don't like myspace profiles with fuck all on them. What's the point? So, here's EVERYTHING. X
FREE VITO
I live for words like:
Epic
Choda
Jeb
I hope to own this sweet ass flip trick phone:
Also, at the moment I actually can't comment people, so don't worry, I'm not being rude so don't get myspace mad at me!
Is this what you want?
Cos everybody acts without a clue
Every little kiss and grin you gave
Was just a little bullshit I saw through
This is how I roll, kids:
This is what happens when you go to London:
I haven't got and never will have any faggy photoshopped photos. What's the point? I'm all about reality over here.... ever get the feeling you're a fake?
I'm on BMEzine! - Check it out... HERE!
Um, what else... well, I took this picture once upon a time:
It's true.

Tom was explaining the finer details of 16th century architecture...
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Support World Aids Day - you know you want to!
Here I am
And here we go...
Life's waiting to begin

YO! My name is James. Some people call me Harry. I'm not gay, although some people would like to argue it. I'm from Wakefield, West Yorkshire and play in Union Jackass:
www.myspace.com/unionjackass
That's probably why you're here anyway, fuck it... come and say hi anyway! I have lots of wonderful, incredible friends who know I'll die for them. I think I'm exactly 6 feet tall but the last time I checked was a few years ago. That means I'm 182 cm tall. That's right - I'M the reason for the 182 at the end! I have tattoos and piercings, and I'm getting more - just cos.
OK, that's the boring stuff out of the way; here's something a little bit better:

Things what I like:
MOUNTAIN FUCKING DEW - bring it back Tony Blair
Blink 182...
...a little less of this...
...a little more of this...
thank you
Taking Back Sunday
I like them a lot more than you like your favourite band this week...
Tattoos
Bam Margera
Don FUCKING Vito (see heroes section fuckers)
Video Games
Movies
Alcohol (lots)
Stuff with skull and crossbones on
People who make me laugh
People who give me money and don't expect it back
Free stuff
Family Guy
Guitars
Boobies
Mark Hoppus Podcast
KEYBOARD POP-PUNK...it's the way forward
More stuff, but I'm really really bored of typing
no, wait...
I LIKE TO DANCE
I also like to get drunk and end up looking like this...:
I also like to get drunk and end up acting like this:
Gayest run and most comedy fall ever...
"where's my beer? ... oh. nice one"
...But not as much as I like this sexy painter/decorator:
definately would...
I also like this picture, so I thought I'd put it here...
WEENOFF! WEENOFF!
...And I definately want a tash:
I like my gay friends...
I ALSO LOVE THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH. LIKE THIS:
Genius
Stuff what I don't like like, like:
The opposite of stuff above (told you I'm bored of typing)
Oh, but especially people who type like this...
hi av uad a gud day?
It's not that i don't like the people ... it's just hard to read!
And HMV guy with the shit hair....he's a right twat. I know I'm not alone in saying that!
Also: people who don't like Blink....what the fuck is wrong with you?!
haha
I HATE SEAFOOD....
more than Amy!
Don't get me wrong, I like Amy. I just hate seafood more than she does. Got it? Good.
CHAVS. OBVIOUSLY.
scum
I HATE MSN
More than anything...
Except maybe screamo
haha
AND...
people who do this:
&&
... you only need one, I swear.
I also truly dilike Travis Barker at the moment. I know he's a great drummer but that doesn't excuse the fact that he's a hypocritial twat. He can go fuck himself!
I also hate:
shit drivers
idiots...like, truly stupid people
people that don't like AVA and have never heard it...
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