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I'm the kind of guy that would spend an entire paycheck on a dinner with my friends and family just so he could see them.
I'm the kind of guy that would go out of my way just to make someone else happy, even if that meant I was hurting myself in the process.
I'm the kind of guy that would be more content cuddling up with someone than having sex with them.
I'm the kind of guy that would turn the other cheek if someone tried to start a fight with me, verbally or physically.
I'm the kind of guy that would do anything for the people I love, under any circumstances.
I'm the kind of guy that would apologize to someone after a fight even if I didn't do anything wrong, simply to regain peace.
I'm the kind of guy that would wake up right when I went to sleep to go pick up a friend that needed my help, company, or advice.
I'm the kind of guy that will tell jokes the entire time you're around me just so you can smile.
I'm the kind of guy that would be so upset if I lost a friend due to my own carelessness that I would do anything in my power to win myself back into their life.
I'm the kind of guy that would hook friends up even if I had feelings for the guy involved.
On the flip side....
I have a severe lack of respect for the human race and have no place in my heart for them.
I don't have an ounce of pity for the people that bring trouble to themselves and need my help to get them out of it.
I'm a selfish person by nature and I've learned that putting others before me only leads to getting let down, so to me, I come first and for-most. Well, for the most part. There are some that I hold on a pedestal of importance, but that number is not a big one.
I enjoy making fun of people and cutting people down, especially if they give me unlimited ammo to throw at them. I'm not afraid to hurt someone's feelings and find a malicious enjoyment out of it. They bring it upon themselves.
I have no tolerance for idiotic people making fools out of themselves around me, and I will chop their ego and self esteem into pieces if I feel like it, and most of the time I do.
Truth be told, there is not a goddamn fucking thing you can tell me that will hurt my feelings, I will simply laugh and throw something worse right back at you, so don't even bother.
I don't instigate fights or arguments, I simply call people out for what they really are.
So there you have it, my Jekyll & Hyde personality.
I can be one hell of a great friend to you, but if you make an ass out of yourself then I will make it clear that I don't like you.
The choice is yours.