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presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue..

...so I stumbled around, prizing the footprints I set in the snow.

About Me

*inserts her favorite gay ass Smashing Pumpkins quote to further illustrate I can be avant garde, brilliant,& cryptic too*
and nobody nowhere understands anything...
about me...
and all my dreams.
-i'm teri.
-when i grow up, i want to be happy.
-i'm texican.
-i have a problem with inherently finding the
beauty in everything/anything, crying about it...
and i love it.
-i'm a terisexual, kinda but not at all similar to a heterosexual or bisexual.
i like who i like and gender
has nothing to do with it.
although i do prefer she's over he's (haha) & the 'she' pronoun.
-All right, screw all the shit I once said about
being in a relationship with myself,
I am now dating a nice
woman who works the unmentionables counter at Bay Area.
chuckles
I found me a nice mate with a
panting face of any imaginable colour, creed, and non-Aryan origin that I can build a meaningful, healthy relationship with.
Oh and she's mixed race too (HOT) and smells really nice.
She hates it when I smell her armpits, but then again I would too if I was as weird as myself.
She's a stable someone who is at MY LEVEL of intellect, not someone who wishes to be at MY LEVEL and does nothing about it.
We're never on the same page, we disagree often,
but she makes me laugh til my chest hurts and I can't breathe.
Most importantly, she kicks my ass when
I need it. She puts up a fight, but still lets me in.
I dig her, she digs me so it's a win-win situation.
I like it when she looks over
at me when I play guitar and smiles
although I don't know exactly what
thoughts are churning in her head,
I read them in her mind.
She's like a city girl who found out early how to open doors
with just that smile.
-i'm nomadic, romany, egyptian, & a gypsy.
sometimes i pretend to be greek and middle eastern too.
-i blame my parents for taking me on adventures all over the country,
and weaning any potential for carsickness out of me.
i love them immensely for that.
-i'm learning arabic & improving my spanish by incorporating it in my songwriting.
-i'm preparing for the TDDM/Los traveling
magical mystery
rock an' soul snake oil freakshow
and carnival
...coming soon to a parking lot near YOU!
-i sing with my guitar.
-i play in bars.
-i fix and drive an old car.
-i enjoy working in trade.
-i oftenly say the phrase "y tu brute?" and if you know what i'm referring to then -
you rule.
-i shall be attending school summer 08
to obtain my associates in automotive
applied technology; i'm bewildered.
-i plan on seeing the pyramids along the Nile very soon.
-i am writing that song.
you know, the one you'll listen
to on repeat for a week straight,
and keep telling yourself "Man, I wished
I wrote that!"
-i like smiles.
-i like to dance in grocery store aisles.
-i like riding grocery carts in the parking lot.
-i like to be called 'mijita' by lovers, family members, & employers.
-as of recently, i've decided i really want a family, a sanctuary of my own.
-i will name my first daughter Mi'ja cause i'm a star wars geek like that.
-the world is my oyster.
-i like taking my special friends to the beach
to fly kites
-don't ask me anything on a straight tequila
night or i'll start thinking about that
-i dare not be completed by a person, place, or things.
-i'm still a bit broken-hearted too.
but i am working on the issues, ah hem, subscriptions.
-i was recently laid off from my fabulous job,
but i'll be back again next year cause it keeps
me humble
-i absolutely adore bacon, chili, cheese,
lukewarm (room temperature) orange juice,
whataburger coffee at 2 am
, ihop crepes at 3 am and rabbit ice.
-it's their destruction that makes them so attractive and i should know better.
-i swim, i don't sink.
Weekly Brilliant Minds Think Alike Discussion:
Fathead: I don't like listening to that Cranberries song (Dreams). Why? Because it makes me think...and it hurts to think.
Michelle: We just left the Door. Too many fucking
gay people, ugh.
AND
I poked my finger on your piece of cotton, now I feel like a true Negro.
*************************
Chinpo-Sensei says:
you know... I never thought you'd end up a player,
I figured you be Toasty's one and only.
Chinpo-Sensei says:
cuz you know, you're not *really* a lesbian,
you are a lesbian out of shock value and habit :p
*************************
dixx: i have learned the secret trade of leaving ummarkable marks.
stix: that's remarkable.
*************************
[as Isaac shows her his Chupacabra, Vampire, Raccoon, HVI wounds]
T: (in facetious tone)
You know putting salt and lime on that cut would
make you feel soooo much better.
I: I'M NOT A CORONA, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DRESS ME?

My Interests

.75 tequila shots
People who open the door for me
Vihuelas
Garner State Park
Cool-Brew
Becoming that person I've always wanted to be
Laying in the bed the whole deity damn day

I'd like to meet:

Someone who'll buy me cans of compressed air for Christmas.

Individuals who can clearly outline a 5 point forensic analysis on why implementing the usage of the Metric system in the United States will fail.

Oh and people who enjoy having their head checked with those little wooden sticks for bugs like they did in elementary school.

Listen for Melissa's background vocals between 1:30-1:33, it may be the sweetest thing you've ever heard:

Music:

"Please, people where do I begin?" - Letty

Movies:

Trilogies, magical, neverending things that encourage me to never grow up.

"I don’t watch movies…I experience them." - Los

Television:

History Channel
TLC
Travel Channel

Books:

Texican folklore although the librarian makes it difficult for me to enjoy good books 'cause she hate me.
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Stories That Must Not Die

Heroes:

Dr. Robb, the bestest English prof ever
Tom Robbins
Johnny Peralez
Slash
Anne Murray
My parents and fathead sister(s)

My Blog

Over a Doral.

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Posted by presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue.. on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:33:00 PST

Where Were Going

"But there is this one girl....There's something that is ineffable.Currently crushing and blushing. A bit of a mystery to me." - rhon-duhI don't know where I'm going I don't know what I'm doing theso...
Posted by presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue.. on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:29:00 PST

Help w/ Teris Whataburger Survey and Ill do a happy butt...

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Posted by presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue.. on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:11:00 PST

Patron Saint for People with Hangovers

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Posted by presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue.. on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:17:00 PST

Le poo poo = Le opportunities = Le awesome

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Posted by presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue.. on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:57:00 PST

Say Goodbye To Nights Like This

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Posted by presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue.. on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:45:00 PST

"so texican and nerdy"

It's been made clear years ago that I always had thisscientific curiousity to me. I've had a microscope sinceI can remember. I've had 2 ant farms, a metal detector,Sea Monkeys, shark jaws, and batches...
Posted by presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue.. on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:05:00 PST

The Star Wars Love Song (I Have a Bad Feeling About This)

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Posted by presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue.. on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:56:00 PST

They Came In November

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Posted by presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue.. on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:56:00 PST

Young, barefoot, pregnant, and a McRib

Dear Teri,It's me...Teri.How are you? Long time no... nothing really.I s'pose I've been very busy or at leastI haven't had the time to sit behind a computerand pour out my widdle heart in the form of ...
Posted by presenting the tdDmELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR prologue.. on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:20:00 PST