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Phantom Douggie!

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About Me

I am an evil bald bastard that scares old ladies! I think i'm great, but don't judge me on my appearance! I mean look at me! I am sometimes the voice of reason but often i'm the voice of useless crap! I am a sacastic bastard and have a twisted sense of humour! I am also obsessed with boobies and a big perv! i would like to state i am not obsessed with a big perv! But i'm an awesome bloke who can talk bollocks about anything! I have two daughters the oldest is called Lolita Maiden (rock!) and the latest is called Lakaysha Roses (double rock!) they are brilliant, i will probably do anything for them and they come first over anything and everything i do! Its strange that to them i look normal and they stare at blokes with no face fur or rings everywhere!
D Dashing
O Orderly
U Useful
L Lucky
G Gorgeous
A Appreciative
S Simple
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ozzy Osbourne, Slash, Jim Morrison, Hendrix, James Bond, Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan, yoda, Darth Vader, Lemmy, David Hasslehoff!, most of the Playboy girls, the bird that was in Nightwish, Lacuna Coil and Evenessance. lately i am thinking of the WWE diva aswell! especially Ashley!
Name: Douglas Pay
Birthdate: 19th Feb 1979
Birthplace: Plymouth
Current Location: Plymouth, on my parents computer!
Eye Color: Brown, i think, i can't see!
Hair Color: Bald!
Height: 5ft 7 ish
Weight: More than i need!
Piercings: 8 had 9, but one grew out! It was in my throat!
Tatoos: No
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I live with a girl!
Overused Phraze: I ROCK!
FAVORITES
Food: Pasta, pizza, pasties
Candy: I think they mean sweets! don't really eat them!
Number: 69
Color: Green, but black as a shade!
Animal: Cat or squirrel, fav fish would be a shark!
Drink: Orange and Pineapple or lemonade!
Alcohol Drink: Ale,
Bagel: A what?
Letter: W
Body Part on Opposite sex: Boobies
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King, but mcd's is only down the road!
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea, i am english!
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: hug that leads to a kiss!
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: money, then i can buy love!
YOUR...
Bedtime: Later then it should be!
Most Missed Memory: From 17 to 26! or most of my world tour!
Best phyiscal feature: I think my legs, when i shave them, some say my smile,
First Thought Waking Up: my god it's early, or shut that baby up!
Goal for this year: Global Domination
Best Friends: All of them!
Weakness: Booze and women!
Fears: i have nothing to fear except fear itself!
Heritage: Baldness!
Longest relationship: 3 years! too bloody long!
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: I have been known to have one or two!
Ever Smoked: Nothing legal!
Ever been Drunk: Since 16!
Ever been beaten up: yes but don't remember it!
Ever beaten someone up: not badly!
Ever Shoplifted: yep!
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes, Hawaii, Engalnd would be too cold!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: I am the love god!
Been Dumped Lately: I try to get there first!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any as long as they match!
Favorite Hair Color: Anything but short ginger!
Short or Long: Long, something to grab!
Height: Shoter then me! But it's all the same horizontal!
Style: Rock chicks
Looks or Personality: Doesn't matter, looks are only a light switch away!
Hot or Cute Either, as long as they like me!
Drugs and Alcohol: Booze is best!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Don't care
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Bloody loads!
What country do you want to Visit: Been to most, but Canada would be nice!
How do you want to Die: In my sleep like my grandad, not screaming like his passengers!
Been to the Mall Lately: A what!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Only when they don't talk to me!
Health Freak: I try, but beer gets in the way!
Do you think your Attractive: No but some one has to love me!
Believe in Yourself: No one else will!
Want to go to College: Been there, drank that!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Too much
Shower Daily: Try to, when i can be arsed!
Been in Love: I've loved them all!
Do you Sing: Yes, others disagree!
Want to get Married: No
Do you want Children: Not any more! Unless i meet the right person!
Have your future kids names planned out: My daughters middle name is Maiden! if i had a son it would be Ozzy or Saul (Slash!)
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: It's grown back?
Hate anyone: Chavs!

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