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About Me

It shouldnt all be about me (although I'm sure some people would say that I think otherwise lol) so here's a small collection of my favorite quotes and clips. Random? Incredibly so.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotles
Are you enjoying the darkness or should I turn on the light?
28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end. - Frank the Bunny
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Trainspotting
BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When your down here with us, you'll float too!
Pennywise the Clown
One dark afternoon, like a shadow I flew,
Through the rain that fell sick with lament.
To this house of incest for when we undressed,
Blasphemies against venus were rent.
Her sister removed, her wet body approved,
The parade of my heavenly quests.
Yet all tongues are not true, some are forked or askew,
Like an uncivil serpent's at best.
For ousted from eden, I fousted all reason,
Hooking mouth like saint peter pan.
To haunt faery groves and hot virgin cobes,
Wherein the promiscuous swam.
I elected lovers, and rejected others,
Mephistresses that don't give a damn...
But in those that still do, my deep interest grew,
The rise of the true pentagram!
Cradle of Filth ~ Rise of the Pentagram (narrated by Doug Bradley)
Nobody knows why Queen worked. Maybe it was the ’70s. Maybe it was Freddie Mercury’s magical mustache. By all logic, a band fronted by a man wearing white spandex overalls who sings rock-operas about riding a bicycle should not work.
"Peeling a label off a bottle is like seducing a woman. You have to coax it slowly and gently, but when in doubt, use your knife." Peter Lynn
"Ba weep granna weep ninny bong"
"Sod your Epiphany, your Advent, your Lent, Pancake's day is shallow and Easter is bent. Give us three witches, hobgobbles and frights, for Christmas is ages and the rest of the year's shite."
Please take the chairs away. I don't like them. The big one is staring at me and that short one is being very droll.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Quite like to meet Gene Simmonds, Dani Filth, Stan Lee, Nicholas Cage and, if there was time left over, maybe God. Just to ask him/her what the hell he/she thinks he's/she's playing at.

My Blog

Cradle of Fiiiiiiiiiiilth!!!! \m/>_<\m/

Oh my god! Went to see Cradle play at the Lemon Grove in Exeter last night and what a f*cking show! It was pretty small venue compared to the last one of theirs I went to in London and because of that...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:41:00 GMT

New Years Revolutions

Ah tis a new year, and one of my resolutions is to try and post more on my blog, it might inspire me to actually go out and do something interesting so I can write about it...My other resolution is to...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 14:06:00 GMT

OMFG I met Terry Pratchett!!!

As the title may suggest, I'm a wee bit over excited  Went to the book signing for Mr Pratchett's new book Wintersmith and got my book signed and I shook his hand!!! Chuffed to tiny little bits I...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:26:00 GMT

Run and tell all of the Angels....

...This could take all night. Well actually I hope not, it would be fricken long blog if it took me all night (mwa ha ha!) The reason for the title of this blog is cuz I've been singing again Origina...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 00:06:00 GMT

This may not be the best song in the world...

But DAMN is a good Tribute :D It may have been a week since my stage debut, but I'm finally getting round to the bloggingness! Yay for being totally disorganised lol. Right, basically the band had not...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 15:09:00 GMT

Welcome to the Jungle, we've got fun and games....

And aparantly we've got everything you want and honey do we know the names. So says Axl Rose. So will I be saying tomoz night. In front of lots of people. By myself. With a real band. OhmygodIamsoshit...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:52:00 GMT

Something for the weekend sir?

Something marginly interesting has happened! I'm going to be singing with a band next wednesday!! Happened completely by accident (ie: I was quite drunk), me Toby and Becky had gone to jam session at ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:37:00 GMT

It's oh so quiet...

Been quite quiet for the past few days, I think the only thing of slight interest is that me and the other half may have found our next house  I've just been and booked a viewing for it, I wont b...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:12:00 GMT

Still urgh, but happier for it.

Yay the hangover has gone! Defeated by yet more alcohol  Went and saw a band at a local pub last night, they where really good but only seemed to play song no-one knew lol The whole 'hair of the ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 07:11:00 GMT

Urgh

Oh god I'm tired. I mean really tired. I just wanna go back to sleep but I gotta go to work. This sucks majorly
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 23:24:00 GMT