This or That? |
Democrat or Republican?Pro-Life or Pro-Choice?Love or Lust?Dark or Light?Day or Night?Summer or Winter?Spring or Fall?Mom or Dad?Rock or Rap?Guitar or Drums?Desktop or Laptop?Bike or Board?Beer or Liq...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:53:00 GMT |
Girlfriend Application |
Edited 11/02The basics:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color nd style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?3. Do you drink/smoke??...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:39:00 GMT |
Lyrics. |
The mordant reek of your half dead corpse fuels my vehemence as I disgorge the animosity youve induced upon my character. I shall disfigure your embodiment as you did my ratiocination. Malevolence is ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:02:00 GMT |
Skit. |
Fuck those shitty Glad bag commercials, I have a better idea.So a bunch of Italian mobsters are in a room cutting up a body. They go to throw it into a shitty garbage bag and the bag rips and the body...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:20:00 GMT |
Noble Talks In His Sleep. |
Noble- "Jaqueer, watch me do this.""I can't get the thing.""I can relate my entire life to king of the hill."Kelly- "Why are your eyes closed?"Noble- "Because I never added any of those bitch ass nigg...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:41:00 GMT |
I love AIM Bots |
Hammy Hearts: asshole.SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.A lump of coal for you.Hammy Hearts: give me two lumps of coal.SantaClaus: My goodness! You certainly ar...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:33:00 GMT |
Haha i cant stop laughin at this retard |
aintLoveGRAND603: ;-)ne time.a distant noise: lola distant noise: thats not a sexual wink is it?a distant noise: jess might beat you up for that hahaintLoveGRAND603: lol nowaysaintLoveGRAND603: me and...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 21:37:00 GMT |
this made me laugh |
me: what did you get so far?Shorty: money me: oh how much?Shorty: 85me: oh coolme: now you can buy me an xmas presentShorty: lmao me: you think im jokin?Shorty: funie Shorty: lolz me: im not kidding.S...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 21:09:00 GMT |
