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so bye bye Laura

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm Laura. You don't even know how fucking awesome I am.

IM/ JuffaBeast

TXT me/ 484.547.2800


Now I rise from my knees. I will not live in misery. You cannot destroy me. And I'll fight you, with every ounce of strength I have left, and I'll seal it with a bullet [and a kiss].
Your soul is toxic and you ain't no friend of mine.

The only thing you really know about me is [.......]
That's all you'll ever know.

"Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked this easily -- weak people, in other words -- they stand no chance against His powers! He will penetrate your mind with absurd ease... You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible."
Severus Snape.
Ganz tief in meinem Herz ist noch ein Platz für dich.
"Black is like sex in color form." - Alana
I need more affection than you know. I need true emotions. I will not destroy them...
I am your pain when you can't feel. I am your hate when you want love.

My Interests

music, billiards, violence, video games, laser tag, drawing, writing, reading

evidence for subjective reality, german industrial rock music, mechanical methods of time travel, what's at the end of rainbows, swords forged from mithril and shadows, delicious cookie recipes, the loch ness monster, how to make fake blood, plot holes in otherwise good stories, multicolored rubber bracelets, words that rhyme with "eyes", the language of hands, drug-induced altered perception, the sound of a pencil scratching on paper, eerily realistic jack-o-lantern designs, glittery pink hearts, holes in faces that are filled with metal, french-braiding long silky hair, the pantheon of the ancient egyptians, glow-in-the-dark tattoo ink, nineteen-nineties pop culture, whether computer-generated polygons can have a soul, lacy black underwear, my one true name, monsters from the id, monochrome photographs of sad people, vampires versus werewolves, bright white christmas lights, old dilapidated factory buildings, orionid meteor showers, book binding using human skin, mustela putorius furo, reincarnation as a spider, t-shirts with witty slogans, dragon's blood incense, world domination, real love

I'd like to meet:

Doctor Octopus, Jason Voorhees, Batman, Mewtwo, Severus Snape, Lore, Auron, Roxas, The Opera Ghost, Riddick, Anakin Skywalker, The Beast, Autobot Ironhide, Dracula, The Witch-King of Angmar, Ian Malcolm, Mogget, No-Face, V, Jareth the Goblin King, Spawn, Nightcrawler, O'Malley, Mouth, Li Siaolan, Belial, Link, John Constantine, Judas, Prince Diamande, Danny Phantom, Quasimodo, and the Werewolf.

Freaks. Losers. Wackos. Punks. Anyone in a black trenchcoat that looks like they're about to start a mosh pit.

My top friends are currently my ferret, my sister, my boyfriend, and my dad. Because I'm sick of drama over top friends shit. If I like you and we're friends, then we're friends. You shouldn't give a shit what a myspace says.

Music:

Slipknot, Twiztid, Rammstein, HIM, Ill Niño, Mudvayne, Atreyu, System of a Down, Green Day, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Linkin Park. Lots and lots of other shit of nearly every genre. Mostly Metal, Rock, Punk, Screamo, Alt, and yes occassionally 90's dance music like Ace of Base - fuck you if you don't like it.

Movies:

There are three types of movies I don't like:
war dramas
sports dramas
political dramas

Most anything else is awesome, especially if there are zombies involved.

Television:

Ren & Stimpy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Sealab 2021
the Simpsons
The Brak Show
Family Guy
The Angry Beavers
Rocko's Modern Life
Invader Zim
Futurama
Pokemon
Sailor Moon
Cardcaptor Sakura
Excel Saga
Ah! My Goddess
Law and Order: SVU
Mythbusters
Ghost Hunters
Corwin's Quest
Penn & Teller's Bullshit
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC)

Books:

Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror, Comics and Manga
I'll read in a week more than you read all four years of high school.

Heroes:

Jamie Madrox
Corey Taylor
"Weird Al" Yankovic
George Carlin
Bruce Campbell
Adam Savage
Stan Lee
Kevin Smith
Edgar Allan Poe
H.P. Lovecraft
J.R.R. Tolkien
Aleister Crowley
Neil Gaiman
Bram Stoker
Garth Nix
Ray Bradbury

My Blog

for your info

new cell number is...484-547-2800text me all you want, I have unlimited.seriously, even people I don't know. cause I am always so bored.
Posted by so bye bye Laura on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:21:00 PST

What`s the problem?

I don't know.Well, maybe...
Posted by so bye bye Laura on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:02:00 PST

TRANSFORMERS

..>..>..>Easily the coolest robots movie ever. Easily the coolest 80's cartoon movie ever. Easily the coolest movie I've seen in 2007.I cried, I laughed, I creamed my pants, and when I left the theate...
Posted by so bye bye Laura on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:15:00 PST

I don't need this shit, you know?

Love, love is so fucking complicated and it seems like the strongest love you can find is the most fucked up.Let me quote myself for a minute.Split my arms from wrist to bendIf I can lie I can pretend...
Posted by so bye bye Laura on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:52:00 PST

What did I tell you?

Friday the 13th. I fucking love it.Good shit ALWAYS happens on fucking Friday the 13th....
Posted by so bye bye Laura on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

wish me luck, for I am off to meet my destiny.

"Remember tonight, for it is the beginning of always." - Dante Alighieri (1265-1321) Italian Epic Poet, Philosopher 
Posted by so bye bye Laura on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

this is why i love stu-fac day

i got the following items for free today:body paint (a fish and "pisces" in chinese)information on presidential candidatesthree bumper stickersa hot dogsodaa snow conecotton candycandy (in general)a r...
Posted by so bye bye Laura on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

Helping people does shit for me.

I just wasted a week of my life on someone, and what do I get for it?A clogged, dirty bathtub, no razor and no more shampoo.I fucking hate bum-ass men. I hate everyone - that is the last time I try to...
Posted by so bye bye Laura on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:11:00 PST

karma is harsh, babydoll.

Hard news, taken harder, don't look to meDisappointed, we don't agree, I don't need your praise...(don't look my way for help,from the beginning you came to me)Never asked you to like me,I don't want ...
Posted by so bye bye Laura on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

poem

florida sky in early morningiron grey, a patch of cloudharvest moon with halo burningsilence to be filled with sound.stars shine through like tiny voicesbeacons from another worldblink forever in that...
Posted by so bye bye Laura on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST