Honey the cat fairy

click hereLayout made byHey all I am Fairy Honey! I LOVE YOU!!! I am a 25 pound cat. But don't let my weight fool you. Just more of me to love. And more of me to love you!My Mommy once wrote a blog about me. I was missing for 3 days. Let me tell ya life out there was HARD! She said this is qoutes from her blog........You're just to fat Honey! And so beautiful. I know what happened. You were sitting in the window and leaned your fat ass up against the screen, then fell out. I know you have no interest in going outside. The same thing happened once before. I found you a day later hiding under a neighbor's wood pile. Scared to death. I said "Honey!" And you let out the loudest saddest MEOOOOOOOW!I know that you didn't climb a tree. You are declawed. Besides even if you were not it's not like your claws could support your weight. You would break a nail.Honey you are so fat that your blood type is tuna.your ass is so fat when u sat down u were 1 foot biggerSome people think cats fall from heaven. Thankfully they don't.I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller -- guaranteed to work." I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener. My God they know HONEY!When you run though the house sometimes I swear to God it's an EARTH QUAKE!You have always been unique. Only have one emotion. That is LOVE! When I brought home a stray dog, what did you do? You ran up to him with paws wide open. FRIEND! Now Honey most cats wouldn't do that. They would growl , hiss, try to beat the dog up or run. But you are special. YOU LOVE BIG! You are big! a 25 pounder!Once I went to the grocery store. Standing in line I over heard someone talking about she had seen the fattest cat ever. So I listened harder. "WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S MY CAT!" You even had a reputation! And you never left this house!I am sure that if I brought a mouse home you would NEVER hurt it. You would be like "THAT'S GODS CREATURE! DON'T HURT EM!" I'd be willing to bet your fat ass would share your cat food with it. NOW THAT'S LOVE!.When baby kitties Cosmo and Orbie came to live with us you greeted those babies as you were their mother. You cleaned them. Nurtured them. Waited to eat until they did. Ok, Honey, you maybe gay. But I love your gay fat ass. BIG DADDY! BUBBA!Every time I am trying to do my paper work you plop your big ass on my papers. LOOK AT ME LOOK! AT ME! LOVE ME! I never get mad. It is so cute and sweet.