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Mr. Alex

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About Me

i dont care for the human race

Girl Scout Bitch

makin tea in the early hours or the morn

And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning.
Isaac Asimov

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Alex --
[noun]:

A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins

yesssssssssssssssssssss

My Interests

aim=supaskata73

I'd like to meet:

lemon chicken

someone thats going mentally insane

Movies:

1 Hour Photo
28 Days Later
300
16 Candles
American history X
Ace Venturea
Anchorman
Adaptation
Aladdin
Alice in Wonderland
The Adventures of Robin Hood
All That Jazz
The Butterfly Effect
Band of Brothers
Big Fish
Boondock Saints
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Bambi
Blazing Saddles
Back to the Future
Batman
Beauty and the Beast
Big
Braveheart
The Breakfast Club
Breakfast at Tiffany's
The Cider House Rules
Crash
Cast Away
Corpse Bride
Collateral
Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Destroyer
A Clockwork Orange
City by the Sea
Carrie
Chariots of Fire
Capote
Day of the Dead
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Die Hard
Dog Day Afternoons
Driving Miss Daisy
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
East of Eden
The English Patient
Forest Gump
Fight Club
Full Metal Jacket
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Fiddler on the Roof
From Russia With Love
Gladiator
The Godfather
A House of Sand and Fog
Hearts in Atlantis
Hannibal Movies
Hotel Rwanda
The island
Inside man
The interpreter
I robot
In Cold Blood
I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang
The Joy Luck Club
Jurassic Park
Keeping the faith
Kingdom of heaven
A Knight’s Tale
Mystic River
Matrix movies 1-3
Men in Black 1 and 2
Million Dollar Baby
Major Payne
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Night at the Roxbury
Night of the Living Dead
Patriot
The Phantom of the Opera
Psycho
Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, and 3
A River Runs Through It
Requiem for a Dream
Roots
Reign of Fire
Rat Race
Reservoir Dogs
Starwars Episodes 1-6
Salem’s Lot
Starsky and Hutch
The Score
Superman movies
The Science Of Sleep
TROY
Terminal
Team America
Transporter
Transporter 2
The Truman Show
UHF
Unbreakable
We Were Soldiers
Young Frankenstein
And others
the favorites
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind~"You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story."
Garden State~"You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff that idea of home is gone"....
Donnie Darko~"Of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history.."Cellardoor" is the most beautiful"...
The Crow~"Little things use to mean so much to Shelley - I thought they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial"....
Fight Club~"Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."...
Office Space~Michael Bolton-"There WAS nothing wrong with my name. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys." Samir-"Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?" Michael Bolton-"No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks"...
Dawn Of The Dead~"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will surf Myspace"...
Mulholland Drive~"WTF??"...
Elaphant~ (Gus Van Sant)...
Pulp Fiction~Vincent-"Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?" Jules-"Man, get out of my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass."...
Resevoir Dogs~"Yeah that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White, you have a cool sounding name. Alright look if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, do you wanna trade?"...
Vanilla Sky~"The sweet is never as sweet without the sour"...
Swingers~"You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money"....
Made~"Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later". ...
Old School~"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."...
The Deer Hunter~"Put an empty chamber in that gun"...
State Of Grace~"Well if you feel rejected, Franky...It's because I do, I reject you."...
The Pope Of Greenwhich Village~"Charley, they took my thumb!!"...
Bright Lights, Big City~"All might come clear if i could just slip into the bathroom and do a little more bolivian marching powder"...
American History X~ (curb scene, ouch)...
The Shining~"Wendy, darling, light of my life..I'm not gonna hurt ya..I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them right the fuck in"...
Full Metal Jacket~"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them"...
Dogtown And Z-Boys~"Jeff Spicoli narrating a skateboard movie..c'mon"...
The Outsiders~"We gotta win that fight. I'm gonna get EVEN with those little Socias! Let's do it for Johnny, man. We're gonna do for Johnny!"...
Fast Times At Ridgemont High~Mr. Hand-" Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?" Jeff Spicoli-"Learning about Cuba, and having some food"....
River's Edge~"The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. MOTHERFUCKER!!... FOOD EATER!!"...
Meatballs~"There is a very fat pair of pants hanging on the flagpole"...
Groundhog Day...Groundhog day...Groundhog day...
Se7en~"What's in the booox?!"...
Monty Python And The Holy Grail~"Run away, Run away"...
Memento~ (or, otnemeM)...
What's Eating Gilbert Grape~"I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want"....
Donnie Brasco~"How many times have I had you in my house? If you're a rat, then I'm the biggest mutt in the history of the Mafia"....
24 Hr. Party People~"The unbelievably true story of one man, one movement, the music and madness that was Manchester"....
Sid And Nancy~Nancy-"She wouldn't send us money. She said we'd spend it on drugs"....Sid-"Well, we would"....
Scarface~"Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass...see if it fits."...
Animal House~"They confiscated everything. Even the stuff we didn't steal"...
The Blues Brothers~"We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigerettes, it's dark...and we're wearing sunglasses"...
Red Dawn~"Wolverine's!!!"...
Goodfellas~"How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny"....
Halloween~"He had the blackest eyes, the Devil's eyes"...
The Million Dollar Hotel~"Wow, after I jumped it occurred to me life is perfect, life is the best, full of magic, beauty, opportunity... and television... and surprises, lots of surprises, yeah. And then there's the best stuff of course, better than anything anyone ever made up, 'cause it's real... "
Friday The 13th~"Kill her mommy... Kill her... Don't let her get away mommy... Don't let her live. I won't Jason. I won't"....
This is Spinal Tap~"Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?....Eleven. Exactly. One louder"...
The Godfather I & 2~"I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"...
Almost Famous~Penny Lane-"Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends"...
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles~Del-"You play with your balls a lot." Neal-"I do NOT play with my balls." Del-"Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!" Neal-"Are you trying to start a fight?" Del-"No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot." Neal-"You know what'd make me happy?" Del-"Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"...
200 Cigarettes~"One of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen in my life rolled up, and I'm not one to call women ugly, but I think this woman was, because she had a penis."...
The Lost Boys~"My own brother a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire! Oh, you wait 'til mom finds out buddy."...
Forrest Gump~"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."...
A Clockwork Orange~" There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."...
After Hours~Paul-"I said I wanna see a Plaster of Paris bagel and cream cheese paperweight, now cough it up. Marcy-Right now? Paul-Yes, right now! Marcy-They're in Kiki's bedroom. Paul-Then get 'em, cause as we sit here chatting, there are important papers flying rampant around my apartment cause I don't have ANYTHING to hold them down with."...
Sixteen Candles~" No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food."...
The Breakfast Club~Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club...
The Science of Sleep~Stephan-"Its kind of like when you touch your penis with your left hand" Stephane-"Yes,...but i don't have a penis." Stephan-"but you have a left hand."
A Scanner Darkly~The pain, so unforeseen and unexpected suddenly cleared away the cobwebs. I realized that I didn't hate the cabinet door. I hated my life, my house, my family, my backyard, my power mower. Nothing would ever change. Nothing new could ever be expected. It had to change, and it did. Now in the dark world where I dwell ugly things and surprising things and sometimes little wondrous things spill out at me constantly, and I can count on nothing.
Eyes Wide Shut~it really opens your eyes to some things

Television:

the history channel
and thats about it

Books:

anything and everything

["There's no boot."
"No boot?"
"No."
"that makes me sad."
"I ate it"
"You ate the boot?"
"Yes."
"Was it good?"
"No. Were the cigarettes good?"
"No. I couldn't finish them."
"I couldn't finish the boot."
"One upon a time there was a banana and it grew. It grew until it was large, firm, yellow and fragrant. Then it fell to the ground and someone came upon it and ate it and afterwards that person felt better."
"What a beautiful story!"
"Thank you."
"I have tears in my eyes!"]

Rien Poortvliet

Vice magazine!!!!

Heroes:

uhhhm
im sure there are tons
but nobodys coming to mind

that chick in the movie line that had 4 dollars

Stanley Kubrick
what a madman

My Blog

Essay

Alex Swatzell  The Wanting Seed   The Wanting Seed, a novel written by Anthony Burgess, shows that nothing of undeniable control merely imposes on the best intentions of the rational mind...
Posted by Mr. Alex on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST