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Johnny Loquacious

About Me

A shadowy figure on the edge of mystery, I maintain an air of secrecy by constantly forgetting to post anything.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Name: Jorge in the hizzouse!
Birthdate: My mom...I didn't know anyone else to date then
Birthplace: A vagina
Current Location: I SO want to use my last answer.....
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Just right
Weight: Of my body? 170 something. Of my words? Immense.
Piercings: A spike through my left leg from a tragic train incident
Tatoos: Midgets scare me
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Not as such, no
Overused Phraze: Mitochondrial rapture!
FAVORITES
Food: Most of it
Candy: Girl! You are my world!
Number: Irrational, 'cause I'm cool like that
Color: Purple
Animal: A stray dog tried to hump my leg
Drink: I swear I've stopped drinking anything but water and booze. Usually not together, though
Alcohol Drink: Whatever it was that Justin mixed. Damn that stuff was good!
Bagel: Garlic. I'm popular!
Letter: The Scarlet
Body Part on Opposite sex: To look or to touch? That makes a difference...
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Everclear
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendy's like a muthafucka
Strawberry or Watermelon: Grape soda
Hot tea or Ice tea: Sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Coffee
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Vanilla
Kiss or Hug: Slow head
Dog or Cat: Raccoons
Rap or Punk: Ska
Summer or Winter: Summer - the only reason to teach :
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Well, they still make funny movies at least
Love or Money: One buys the other
YOUR...
Bedtime: Too damn early
Most Missed Memory: I forgot (I know I'm the first person to ever think of that answer! Damn, I rule!)
Best phyiscal feature: Me
First Thought Waking Up: Where's the hockey? In the cookies?
Goal for this year: Excelling in the field of Awesomeness
Best Friends: They know who they are.
Weakness: The color yellow
Fears: That goddamn clown from Poltergeist
Heritage: Scottish/Polish
Longest relationship: There was this stray dog that humped my leg....
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: If not I'd be terribly thirsty. And sober
Ever Smoked: Cigars make great punks for fireworks on windy beaches!
Pot: I plead the Fifth!
Ever been Drunk: Does blacking out mean you were drunk?
Ever been beaten up: I teach math now. What do you think?
Ever beaten someone up: In my mind, every damn day.
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are far too heavy for me.
Ever Skinny Dipped: I once broke 4 federal laws at once. This was one of them.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Duh. The intereesting question is "Where?"
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Glowing
Favorite Hair Color: Unnatural
Short or Long: Tall
Height: I just answered that, punk!
Style: The less they have, the better my odds
Looks or Personality: Personality goes a long way....
Hot or Cute Cute. I'm already hot enough for two.
Drugs and Alcohol: Again, improve my chances
Muscular or Really Skinny: If she can bench me, I'm in love.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None. I'm practically perfect in every way, like Mary Poppins. Hmm...maybe I shouldn't have put that....
What country do you want to Visit: Central City
How do you want to Die: I don't, really
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you wanna bring the thunder?!? DO YOU?!?!
Get along with your Parents: My mom says I'm cool.....
Health Freak: I used to eat three Baby Ruths for dinner. What do you think?
Do you think your Attractive: Only every time I see myself. Rowr.
Believe in Yourself: If I didn't, Descartes says I cease to exist. Stupid Descartes, thinks he's so cool, with his graphing systems and proof of a loving God.....
Want to go to College: I think a decade was enough. For the moment.
Do you Smoke: Only every time I see myself. Rowr.
Do you Drink: If someone else will drive...
Shower Daily: Once a week, whether I need it or not....
Been in Love: Only every time I see myself. Rowr.
Do you Sing: Far too loud for the proximate
Want to get Married: I'm not entirely opposed to the idea
Do you want Children: I see my godkids a couple times a year, and I'm content
Have your future kids names planned out: Hondo Danger.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: In high school, so that didn't work out so well...
Hate anyone: Just Bill. I mean, NO!

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My Blog

For those of you who didn’t see me last night...

Guess what I did yesterday...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:48:00 GMT

Olympic Musing

Do you think Michael Phelps has started to get bored standing through our nation anthem yet?  He's had to do it more times than any other American Olympian (any Olympian?), and half the time he's...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:30:00 GMT

RIP - Gary Gygax

I'm gonna get a little maudlin, and sound, quite possibly, geekier than you've ever heard me sound before.  You've been warned.So I posted a bulletin about this yesterday, and that was going to b...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:32:00 GMT

New Toys!

So, after a decade plus of playing guitar, I decided it was time to stop being so analog-centric and try a technology upgrade.  I'm keeping my Taylor acoustic, but I wanted to be able to branch o...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:46:00 GMT

Cheesecake on a stick!

So this past weekend was the festival of San Gennaro, which is pretty much an Italian food festival with carnival rides, for those of you who aren't local.  I got my usual Italian sausage (yeah, ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:59:00 GMT

Shoot ’Em Up

In the hands of lesser actors, this would have been utter crap.  As it is, it's a stupid, stupid movie, but in a spectacular way.  It's like someone had a bet as to how little dialogue and h...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 13:44:00 GMT

Single Again

It's pretty much in the title, I just figured it'd save awkward questions later if I put up a note.  If you want details, ask, and I might tell you...not much to say really.  It died not wit...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 16:00:00 GMT

South Dakota

As many of you know, I got back last weekend from two weeks in South Dakota, where I was visiting my hot, blond, scientist girlfriend, Evie, seen here with a field of alfalfa.The town of Yankton is no...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:47:00 GMT

Wii

I was at Wal-Mart yesterday buying some CD cases and charging a phone card, and I noticed that the usually empty gap in the video game case wasn't empty.  I glanced over, and, after about 30 seco...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:55:00 GMT

ComicCon Roundup

A couple of weeks back, I made my way down to San Diego with Evie (who was terribly patient with me all weekend) and went to ComicCon for the first time.  I had been to MegaCon in Orlando several...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:08:00 GMT