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My pirate name is:
Iron Sam Flint
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
Name: Jorge in the hizzouse!
Birthdate: My mom...I didn't know anyone else to date then
Birthplace: A vagina
Current Location: I SO want to use my last answer.....
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Just right
Weight: Of my body? 170 something. Of my words? Immense.
Piercings: A spike through my left leg from a tragic train incident
Tatoos: Midgets scare me
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Not as such, no
Overused Phraze: Mitochondrial rapture!
FAVORITES
Food: Most of it
Candy: Girl! You are my world!
Number: Irrational, 'cause I'm cool like that
Color: Purple
Animal: A stray dog tried to hump my leg
Drink: I swear I've stopped drinking anything but water and booze. Usually not together, though
Alcohol Drink: Whatever it was that Justin mixed. Damn that stuff was good!
Bagel: Garlic. I'm popular!
Letter: The Scarlet
Body Part on Opposite sex: To look or to touch? That makes a difference...
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Everclear
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendy's like a muthafucka
Strawberry or Watermelon: Grape soda
Hot tea or Ice tea: Sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Coffee
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Vanilla
Kiss or Hug: Slow head
Dog or Cat: Raccoons
Rap or Punk: Ska
Summer or Winter: Summer - the only reason to teach :
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Well, they still make funny movies at least
Love or Money: One buys the other
YOUR...
Bedtime: Too damn early
Most Missed Memory: I forgot (I know I'm the first person to ever think of that answer! Damn, I rule!)
Best phyiscal feature: Me
First Thought Waking Up: Where's the hockey? In the cookies?
Goal for this year: Excelling in the field of Awesomeness
Best Friends: They know who they are.
Weakness: The color yellow
Fears: That goddamn clown from Poltergeist
Heritage: Scottish/Polish
Longest relationship: There was this stray dog that humped my leg....
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: If not I'd be terribly thirsty. And sober
Ever Smoked: Cigars make great punks for fireworks on windy beaches!
Pot: I plead the Fifth!
Ever been Drunk: Does blacking out mean you were drunk?
Ever been beaten up: I teach math now. What do you think?
Ever beaten someone up: In my mind, every damn day.
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are far too heavy for me.
Ever Skinny Dipped: I once broke 4 federal laws at once. This was one of them.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Duh. The intereesting question is "Where?"
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Glowing
Favorite Hair Color: Unnatural
Short or Long: Tall
Height: I just answered that, punk!
Style: The less they have, the better my odds
Looks or Personality: Personality goes a long way....
Hot or Cute Cute. I'm already hot enough for two.
Drugs and Alcohol: Again, improve my chances
Muscular or Really Skinny: If she can bench me, I'm in love.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None. I'm practically perfect in every way, like Mary Poppins. Hmm...maybe I shouldn't have put that....
What country do you want to Visit: Central City
How do you want to Die: I don't, really
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you wanna bring the thunder?!? DO YOU?!?!
Get along with your Parents: My mom says I'm cool.....
Health Freak: I used to eat three Baby Ruths for dinner. What do you think?
Do you think your Attractive: Only every time I see myself. Rowr.
Believe in Yourself: If I didn't, Descartes says I cease to exist. Stupid Descartes, thinks he's so cool, with his graphing systems and proof of a loving God.....
Want to go to College: I think a decade was enough. For the moment.
Do you Smoke: Only every time I see myself. Rowr.
Do you Drink: If someone else will drive...
Shower Daily: Once a week, whether I need it or not....
Been in Love: Only every time I see myself. Rowr.
Do you Sing: Far too loud for the proximate
Want to get Married: I'm not entirely opposed to the idea
Do you want Children: I see my godkids a couple times a year, and I'm content
Have your future kids names planned out: Hondo Danger.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: In high school, so that didn't work out so well...
Hate anyone: Just Bill. I mean, NO!
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