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I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

Well, where tah start? My name is Montana X James, I was born on the southern coast of Spain from a freak accident involving Columbus (you wouldn't know him). In my spare time I enjoy classical music, treating women like they should be treated (i.e. the Victorian era), I believe Chivalry is alive and still kickin' HARAH!, and I also enjoy a fine glass of wine every now and then when I'm feelin' like I'm rollin' in dollaz.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Harriet Tubman

My Blog

Where have I been all mah life?

So I just returned from a month long trip in Cambodia. I tell ya whowhat, it's a whole different story over der. I go over there tah teach tha children what to do just incase they happen tah sniff tha...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 13:09:00 GMT

it's been a long time...a hellufa one too.

well, haven't been on this nifty dooba daber thingay in a while and i'll tell ya why. recently, i went to hell. i tell you wha...there ain't no place worse than that right there. there isn't anything ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:29:00 GMT

new record.

so today, I was warming up with my 1000 pound weight and I thought my testicles were going to come out of my veins, but I decided to PUSH TOWARDS NEW HEIGHTS. put anudder 500 pounder on der and there ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 18:51:00 GMT

so I went huntin'. . .

and I got a fine since it wasn't huntin' season, but I wasn't even hunting when the warden got mah ass...I was loving a tree. I love nature and $500...I think it was only 500 only b/c the warden also ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 14:52:00 GMT