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About Me


Take your hands from off your genitals
Eat those greens and grow up strong
Don't piss yourself it's very naughty
Stephen, Stephen don't you shine
Don't speak now we are talking
Not a word less you disgrace
There's people listening
Don't embarrass us
And never let us catch you masturbate
--zounds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


john waters.

a bear.
And Jesus.

Also people with similar interests that live near me.

My Blog

I Wrote To The Camel Company While Drinking...

...and this is what I had to say: Why don't you make black licorice flavoured cigarettes?  Seriously, those would be so good.  Old men and myself would religiously buy those cigarettes. ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:03:00 GMT

REMEMBER

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee135/laffoatmallgoth/P10 20744_2.jpg
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Drinkin' Mountain Dew and my Sperm Count is Low.

I think that I have a cavity.  My teeth are becoming transparent.  I've been using whitening toothpaste for too long?  Sounds about right.Today was the first genuinely nice day of 2007....
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:31:00 GMT

Unstoppable Danishes?

I just thought you would come back and everything would be like it used to be. ... Sometimes I'm just naïve like that. +
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:30:00 GMT

And the Christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared of burning in hell

I just glanced over at my blog views for today.  Five.  It makes me wonder what the hell folks think when they read this bullshit.  I mean this is just what I write in when I have nothi...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:09:00 GMT

Get me to a hospital. Im bleeding. Profusely.

Mister Monster is a cool band.  I like how I can dance, laugh and ponder while listening to them.The past few days have been strange. Bad things happen and good things happen in the same day.&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 23:58:00 GMT

Punk Rock

Holy shit when did it turn 1.30? I used to listen to this online radio station that played deathrock all the time, but it's been down for a number of months.  I found this okay site called Pandor...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 22:30:00 GMT

Gloomy Sunday

I have never really been a fan of Lydia Lunch.  But after hearing her version of Gloomy Sunday, I am determined to do two things. One, find as many versions of this song as possible, and two, giv...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 17:12:00 GMT

five more minutes and we'll all be dead...

"The relationship I have with Rozz (Williams) is the most intense relationship I have, or ever will, be in." +
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 16:46:00 GMT

This is too much...

So, after searching so long for the perfect album for me I think I found it. And when I say for so long I mean, well the only thing that I can ever remember.  My teenage years [which I should rea...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 00:23:00 GMT