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Bona fide Man of Action!

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About Me

You are about to see for yourself how much ass I kick and how I truly rule for yourself. I have the coolest dog, the most bitchinest truck, I eat the finest meats and the most succulent chicks, drink the best whiskey, talk the most shit, explore the farthest regions, f the hottest girls, and fear no one!The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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My Junkie Name
Speedy Steven
Jobs Lost: Seven
Cash On Hand: Fifty Six cents
Last Item Pawned: Credit Cards
High: Fourteen hours a day.
Piss Tests Failed: Thirty Nine
Drug Of Choice: Speed

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Johnny Tight Lips
Favorite Killing Spot: The Kitchen
Biggest Enemy: Hairy Knuckles Hal
Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
People Iced: Twenty Six
Arms Broken: One
Car Bombs Planted: Fourty Two
Tounges Cut Off: Nineteen

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who outsourced all of those previous U.S. jobs and, blanket bar of soap in a sock duct tape corn field shallow hole gun

My Blog

A last Baron

What to do now? Where do we go from here?I have reached a definite turning point in my life as all do. I have to leap and find myself for once standing there looking at all points on the compass and u...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 23:29:00 GMT

He jumped up and declared himself a prodigy

I was sitting here pondering my level of maturity and perhaos for good reason................           I awoke today on a day off at 9 am and immediately initiated a full scale brawl of a wrestling m...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:36:00 GMT

Viva my Penis!

So, the company Wendy and I work for took part in a trade show that we were exhibiting at. Wendy and I got to go, which was cool, because all expenses, even our drinks were paid for! (keep an eye out ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 14:38:00 GMT

next question survey

1: Who was your last call from and what was it about?from an attorney demanding past due child support to their client whom I made a butt-baby with2: Is there a member of the opposite gender on your m...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:54:00 GMT