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Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ)

well hello ladies, I'm the LoLZorZ

About Me


Hi, my names Ryan. I write alot when I'm bored, which is often. I like to sleep, I'm funny and I will probably hate you until I get to know you. Don't add me unless you plan on talking to me or somthing. Talk me up online my sn is Ryquist X. I'm online ALL THE TIME, but I'd rather talk to you in person. ..
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests


Reading, writing, meditation, Blizzard Games, Lord of the Rings, shooting pool, joking, sarcasm, movies, art, mythology, Invader Zim, JTHM, music, philosophy, life in general.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Raynor

You're Soma Cruz! A transfer student in Japan, You are a quiet and
mysterious young man with a dark inner power.
You have the ability to steal the souls of
monsters and use them to your whim! You are
also very attractive! You don't have style ;
You ARE style.

What Castlevania Character are you?
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Music:

Autopilot Off, AFI, Blink 182, coheed and cambria, Fenix TX, Die Prinzen, tsunami bomb, Tiger Army, Foreigner, Group X, Cursive, Thrice, Avenged Sevenfold, Thursday, Led Zeppelin, less than jake, My chemical romance, motion city soundtrack, New found Glory, Night Wish, No Doubt, Jack Johnson, Offspring, Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, Reel Big Fish, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sum 41, The Mars Volta, Tenacious D, Strung Out.

Movies:

favorite movies of all time: 5th element, monty python and the holy grail, The meaning of life, Fear and loathing in las vegas, what dreams may come, Silence of the lambs, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Almost heroes, Southpark, Ferris Buelers Day off, preditor, Haggard, o brother where ar't thou?, mallrats, The princess Bride, nightmare before christmas, 13th warrior, bad santa, sleepy hollow, all the Lord of the rings movies, Terminator 1 and 2, when Harry met Sally, saving private Ryan, Closer, the money pit, the Kill Bill movies, I You Are Ichabod Crane From "Sleepy Hollow."

You're a deep thinker - most times logically. You're a bit of a neat freak and a wuss (hey, you do faint a lot!) but you do have the ability to overcome your fears and come out stronger in the end. And you never lose your head over things. (Gufaw gufaw!)
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Television:

I watch Comedy Central way too much, I never get tired of viva la bam, Family guy, Kids in the Hall, Southpark, invader zim, clone high, futurama and the Venture brothers are also some of the best shows ever.

You are VINCENT. Remember to clean the cobwebs off
your coffin once in a while- first impressions
are lasting!

What Final Fantasy VII character are you?
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Books:

I read all the time. Favorite authors of all time: Michael Crichton, J.R.R. Tolkein, Ray Bradbury, Peter Scott, jhonen vasquez, Chuang Tzu, Nikolai Gogol, Edgar Allan Poe, Leo Tolstoy, Ernest Hemingway, Guy de Maupassant, Kate Chopin, Joseph Conrad, Anton Chekhov, James Joyce, Franz Kafka, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Dean Koontz, Doris Lessing, William Faulkner, Mavis Gallant, Yukio Mishima, Chinua Achebe, Raymond Carver, Margaret Atwood, Alice Walker, Tim O'Brien, Walter M. Miller, F. Tepper and Algernon Blackwood . I'm really into reading, it's relaxing. I like some fantasy, horror, mystery, mostly fiction. Some of my favorite stuff to read are books about apocalyptic visions of the future cause I think the world would look alot better if it blew up.

Heroes:



My Blog

*groan*

Oooooh jeeze. Why is it that whenever I wake up and the first thing I wonder is, "did I do a bad thing last night?" the answer is usually a resounding SHIT YEAH! ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:sche...
Posted by Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ) on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:16:00 PST

lawl to the max

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Posted by Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ) on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST

super happy fun time

1. How old will you be in five years? 25 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with yesterday? Entire family3. How tall are you? 5' 11''4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Sup...
Posted by Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ) on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

Death Predictions = CREEPY

Death Predictions   Ryan: At age 64 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists. ...
Posted by Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ) on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

Marshmallows

Since when does Halloween start like the second week of October and last until November 1st? I swear I've seen people wandering around in costume ever night for the past three weeks.   Short blo...
Posted by Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ) on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:18:00 PST

Always the last in the world to go to sleep

I'm so sick of the same old garbage every single day.   So far I'm sailing right along in this hurricane of a semester. As far as I know I'm at least passing all my classes and I'm running myself...
Posted by Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ) on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:26:00 PST

I honestly think I made a mistake

I fucked up and I need help.     I have a problem and it needs to be fixed. I played WoW again most of this weekend or went out to party but that was only Friday night. All day Saturday and ...
Posted by Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ) on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST

The Frog Blogg

For those of you who came here to read about frogs&there won't be any. I couldn't think of a good blogg name and I'm too tired to apologize about it now so fuck you.   Now, for the people who cam...
Posted by Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ) on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST

"Congratulations?"

You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that...
Posted by Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ) on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:26:00 PST

Oldboy

Went and hung out with liam at stephs house last night. There was almost nothing to do so we rented this movie from the people who brought you battle royal, for all the people out there who know that ...
Posted by Ryan (AKA The LoLZorZ) on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST