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I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them

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About Me

My name is Josh. I'm a senior at Smoky Hill HS. I love funny stuff. I tell dumb jokes all the time. A lot of people don't get my jokes. Sometimes my jokes are sexist. Sometimes they are racist. Sometimes they are about dead babies. After high school I want to go to a college or university to become a CPA. I'm a nice person. Usually. I'm a bit obsessive compulsive, but it works for me. I believe in karma. Damn. That's all for now. Message me. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Music, video games, movies, sports (mostly college football), hanging out with friends, driving, reading, and girls of course. /a

I'd like to meet:

Anybody. And Flight of the Conchords.

Music:

112 2Pac 3 Doors Down 30 Seconds to Mars A Tribe Called Quest Akon All-American Rejects Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Brother Ali Cartel Clueso Coldplay Common Craig Mack Creed E-40 Eve 6 Fall Out Boy Fort Minor The Fray Gym Class Heroes Hit The Lights Hot Hot Heat Incubus Jack Johnson Jackson 5 John Mayer Jurassic 5 Kanye West Keane The Killers Lil Wayne Linkin Park Maroon 5 Mase Michael Buble Michael Jackson Michael McDonald Miles Davis Modest Mouse Mos Def Motion City Soundtrack My Chemical Romance Nickelback The Notorious B.I.G. The Pack Panic! At The Disco Paul Wall Phil Collins Red Hot Chili Peppers Seether Simple Plan Snow Patrol Sum 41 Switchfoot T.I. Three Days Grace Weezer Will Smith Yellowcard Yung Joc

Movies:

There are so many of them! I will list the DVD's I own: Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky V, Seinfeld Seasons 1-8, Family Guy Seasons 1-2, Chapelle's Show Season 2, ATHF vol 1,2,3,4, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Napolean Dynamite, 3, Double Take, Down to Earth, Super Troopers, Tommy Boy, SNL Collection - Chris Farley...

Television:

Comedy Central Presents, Family Guy, ATHF, Seinfeld, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sports Center, South Park, FNSU, anything on ESPN or NFL Network and that's about it...

Books:

Abraham Lincon's biography, The Series of Unfortunate Events Series, Hangman's Curse, Les Misarables, It Happens Sunday, The Devil's Arithmatic, Number the Stars, Eyewitness Auschwitz, The Diary of Ann Frank, The Outsiders, The Natural, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, Fourth and Fixed, Anna Karenina, The Stranger, A Farewell To Arms, Life of Pi, and Currently reading: Hamlet

Heroes:

My grandpa.

My Blog

Slow Down

So tonight I got home around 9 PM from TOK. I went to go get gas for my car because it was on empty. And I felt relieved all of a sudden. I don't know if it was the discussions we were having in class...
Posted by I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:14:00 PST

Love

So. It's been about a month or so since Sheena and I broke up. Sometimes I'm ok, but most of the time I'm not really that ok. Over the past year and a half, I've noticed that love makes people do real...
Posted by I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:46:00 PST

I'm Fine

So I realized that the only time I post blogs are when I'm upset/sad/depressed/angry. So I'm posting this one just to let everyone know I'm ok. I'm not always upset. Even though things aren't perfect,...
Posted by I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST

He's Gone...

So... He's gone... My Grandpa has had cancer for the past few years or so and it's finally over... At least he doesn't have any more pain. I know that, yet it's still really hard to deal with this. I ...
Posted by I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:48:00 PST

Ehh...

So it's 3:00 in the morning and once again, I can't sleep. The past few weeks I've had a lot of trouble sleeping and I've pretty much been angry at everything. I feel like I have nobody to talk to and...
Posted by I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 02:22:00 PST

Stressed Out

So it's friday night... I tried to find somebody to hang out with but most of the people I asked either didn't respond at all or said they were busy... Oh well, I'm just kind of bored right now.... An...
Posted by I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them on Sat, 06 May 2006 08:48:00 PST

Insomnia

OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK.... So... It's 1:01 AM and I'm REALLY tired but I don't feel like going to bed. All night I've been thinking about Sheena. Haha, I LOVE YOU SHEEEEENAAAAA. but anyways, uhh... I don...
Posted by I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 12:07:00 PST

I dunno

OK, guys being sick sucks! Two more days of school and I feel like I'm going to die! Oh well, at least I don't have any homework tonight so that's why I'm doing this. I can't wiat until winter break. ...
Posted by I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:15:00 PST

OH MY GOSH I'M SO FUCKING HYPER!

Guess what!?!?!?! It's saturday night.  AND I PUT UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE! AND I'M SO HYPER LISTENING TO THIS MUSIC! OK, I'm gonna go do my english homework. Might as well do something productive w...
Posted by I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:49:00 PST

Ugh

Girls are stupid... And a lot of them are REALLY shallow... Whatever, I say fuck em all... Not in the good sence of the word.
Posted by I Don't Break Hearts, I Just Dent Them on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:17:00 PST