Steve Wazanski!!

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I've an 18th century brain in a 21st century head. My screen name for AIM is MCP2001.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stephen Michael Wilczynski
Birthday: Same day every year, September 25
Birthplace: yo mamma. just kidding, my mom
Current Location: Sitting me toosh at the computer
Eye Color: ecxuse me while I look.... color is inconclusive
Hair Color: too lazy to ask someone
Height: you're just asking for the impossible
Right Handed or Left Handed: switch hitter
Your Heritage: my name gives away my secret
The Shoes You Wore Today: the white ones with the blood stains
Your Weakness: the Ring........
Your Fears: Doctor Doom
Your Perfect Pizza: a pizza replaced by a steak
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GF........ whateva
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: stop talking dirty to me, it really turns me off
Thoughts First Waking Up: where'd she go?...... damnit
Your Best Physical Feature: I have pretty eyeballs
Your Bedtime: soon
Your Most Missed Memory: dumbest question ever
Pepsi or Coke: Butter
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Hell
Single or Group Dates: group, since you can't go on a date by yourself
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: home made
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm white
Cappuccino or Coffee: don't drink coffee
Do you Smoke: only when the ladies are eyeballing me... wink
Do you Swear: only when it's funny
Do you Sing: only when it's funny
Do you Shower Daily: yes sir
Have you Been in Love: her name is Eva Longoria
Do you want to go to College: it's Monday night, so no
Do you want to get Married: I don't even know you
Do you belive in yourself: no, I'm a figment of my own damn imagination
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when it's funny
Do you think you are Attractive: only when it's funny
Are you a Health Freak: sorry, I was eating those marshmallow bunnies
Do you get along with your Parents: MOM!!!!........MEATLOAF!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure.... they be groovy
Do you play an Instrument: usedtacould
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nay, dear sir
In the past month have you Smoked: only when I was with that hot lady....wink
In the past month have you been on Drugs: well, I do ACT like I'm on drugs when I dance
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ......screw you
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: can dogs pleasure themselves?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: does the pope poo in the woods?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: do I love sports?
In the past month have you been on Stage: what kind of drug is that?... I jest
In the past month have you been Dumped: impossible
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I dip skinny people in my tartar sauce, yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, but a certain gal stole my heart
Ever been Drunk: I act drunk around cool people.... te hee hee
Ever been called a Tease: I'd be lying if I said "yes"
Ever been Beaten up: nay.... but you shoulda saw the other guy
Ever Shoplifted: I'm not that strong
How do you want to Die: saving the world from total nuclear destruction
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: professional worker/collector
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere where the most respecte people are nerds
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: mmmmm....... a slight shade of darkness
Favourite Hair Color: tint of evil
Short or Long Hair: longer is cooler to me
Height: sorry, no midgets
Weight: sorry, no fatties
Best Clothing Style: shirts with that cute little alligator
Number of Drugs I have taken: I've gotten high.....OFF LIFE!!
Number of CDs I own: 11 billion
Number of Piercings: 55,000...I'm one of THOSE people
Number of Tattoos: 0.4815162342
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 11.... pullled that number outta my ass
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!By the way, my motto is "Chilly down."
.. You scored as Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.

Indiana Jones

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67%

The Amazing Spider-Man

67%

Neo, the "One"

63%

William Wallace

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James Bond, Agent 007

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