Let's get it together! |
Quite frankly, I just want ya'll to get together and make babies. It's what summer is about, it's what life is about, and I am one hell of a matchmaker. Let me get you some ass!~sarah p.
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 17:12:00 GMT |
Up on the rooftop. |
All weekend, there were guys crawling around on the roof of my building. At first, I thought they were just there to fix something, but now I'm not so sure... I think they may have been organizing som...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:35:00 GMT |
Something to ponder. |
What do you think it means when, under the 'occupation' field on an eye-exam intake form, a very well-dressed Italian gentleman writes: self-employed in "construction" (with the quotes actually writte...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:16:00 GMT |
As red as my eyes get, I still rocks the fly shit. |
I'm pretty disappointed in myself, but I think I might kind-of love zebra-print (despite the fact that it makes me look like a low-class prostitute). Sometimes I think that they way I dress is all a h...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:24:00 GMT |
I know I've been saying this a lot lately, but... |
.... if I ever, ever decide to date someone that can't call me by my own name (and instead, uses words like "babe" and "baby"), then you have my full permission to kick me square in the face.
~sarah p...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:48:00 GMT |
Did you hear? |
My feet glow in the dark now.~sarah p.
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:19:00 GMT |
Beeeeee mine. |
One of these days, dudes with nice shoes and huge catalogs of hip hop knowledge are going to figure out that I'm actually a girl, and want to date me and stuff, but until that day, can someone just ma...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:51:00 GMT |
Gettin' Along...... |
.... What it's really all about at the end of the day.~sarah p.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:40:00 GMT |
Sidekicks with my sidekicks rockin fly kicks. |
Did you know that both Biggie and Puff have been on South Park? When is Ma$e gonna get all up in that shit? Just askin'....~sarah p.
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 21:39:00 GMT |
I've got a pocket full of rubbers... |
...and my homeboys do too. ~sarah p.p.s. Did you know I'm out of debt now? It's true. I paid off the rest of my student loans yesterday. Here is a small list of things I'm going to buy now that I'll h...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:53:00 GMT |
