Scribbles |
I came across a postie note that a co-worker scribbled on today that said:"Tuesday morning anal outage" I was taken aback by this finding. I had no idea that she was familiar with such a rare jew...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 20:02:00 GMT |
Resolutions for 2008 |
New Year's Resolutions for 2008:
1) Go on a diet (baby meat is quite delicious, but it seems to go straight to my thighs).
2) Let the occasional hooker live.
3) Carry thought provoking items with me t...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:54:00 GMT |
Problem Solved |
It seemes to me that all of this hulla-balloo over illegal immigration could be cured by simply letting it's opponents experience the talented hands of a young Mexican boy massaging their tight l...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:36:00 GMT |
Astral Apology |
After irememberblue pointed out the horrible injustice I had done to His Highness by misspelling His name on my last blog, I figured that I must make a trip to the Astral Temple and appologize in (Ast...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 23:10:00 GMT |
Our Superiors |
Ann & I were having a discussion the other evening about how Ronald Regan single-handedly won the Cold War when an interesting question was brought up: why was Regan not made the overlord of ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:39:00 GMT |
You Want Me To Eat What? |
Yesterday one of my co-workers gave me a quaint little gift; an odd little wedge made out of cardboard. At first I found it to be a rather curious little item, but after my co-worker explained it's pu...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 20:11:00 GMT |
Porn Spam To Myself |
Every now and then I log on to Myspace and find (what I imagine to be) porn spam in my Myspace inbox. I received the following message a few minutes ago:
"Hey sexy! I saw your profile and I just wanna...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 22:07:00 GMT |
New Year's Feast |
Ah, new year's...
A time for fun and frivolity. A time for celebration. A time to bid the ending year a fond farewell, and welcome the new year with a warm handshake.
For this reason my friends and I ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 19:48:00 GMT |
How Dare They! |
It amazes me how rude people can be sometimes. Once again my homegirl Ann Coulter was heckled during a speech at a college campus. In fact, she was not even allowed to finish her speech because t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 16:32:00 GMT |
Happy Holidays |
This weekend my friends and I will be throwing a party to celebrate the best holiday ever: September 11th.
One of my friends made sepecial hats for us all to wear. The few that he had done l...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 17:04:00 GMT |
