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it be robert? [GFG]

“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.â€

About Me

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I IS ROBERT!!!!!?????

Age: 20
Height: 5' 11"
weight = fat
Fav. Bands: Sublime, NOFX, The Beatles, The Offspring, Simon and Garfunkel, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Nirvana
Fav. Songs:
Santeria (Sublime)
The Decline (NOFX)

Something in the Way (Nirvana)
Linoleum (NOFX)
In My Life (The Beatles)
The Boxer (Simon & Garfunkel)
Kids of the K-Hole (NOFX)
Forever and a Day (Offspring)
Scavenger Type (NOFX)
Bold as Love (Jimi Hendrix Experience)

Fav. Color: Yellow!!!!
Fav. Fast Food Rest: MY Del Taco - I been using the same expired buy one get one free burrito gift card for the past 6 years now mowjajajaj
Fav. Quote: "Women shouldn't do a man's job 'less they wearing a bathing suit." .... *shocked expression*
Fav. Film: Forrest Gump, Signs
Fav. Book: The Catcher In The Rye, The Stranger
Turn ons: Women who eat with their mouths open, frisky doggys, and purple gum...
Turn offs: Hygene, dental floss, and...pink gum....
Hobbies: Playing the Guitar, Sleeping, bird watching, collecting pokemon cards, crying alone in the dark, playing dungeons and dragons.
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My Interests

Sleeping, bird watching, collecting pokemon cards, crying alone in the dark, playing dungeons and dragons, hanging out with Jr. High kids so they think I'm awesome.

Movies:

ROBERT SNORTING A LONG ANIS LINE OF PEPPER!

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Heroes:

Jesus
Mother
Father
Uncle

My Blog

Famous last meals by people to be put to death

Adolf Eichmann: He declined a special meal, preferring a bottle of Carmel, a dry red Israeli wine. He drank about half of it.[4]Aileen Wuornos: She declined a special meal, but had a hamburger and oth...
Posted by it be robert? [GFG] on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:57:00 PST

Last Words of Famous people

Famous Last Words"La tristesse durera toujours" - Vincent Van Gogh's "Now comes the mystery." -Henry Ward BeecherThat was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.~~ Lou CostelloIs it not meningitis?...
Posted by it be robert? [GFG] on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:31:00 PST

a random page of thoughts i wrote 4 years ago

I'm gonna change the name of theis active profile thingy ma bobby to Robert's life if no one else signs it!!!!....Ill do it!!!!.......   Situation of the Day: Robert in room wal...
Posted by it be robert? [GFG] on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:31:00 PST

only 3 things robert hates!

1. Egos2. Trends3....
Posted by it be robert? [GFG] on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:11:00 PST

Robert and josh... arrested on Newport Beach Blvd.

wellll.... me josh and josh's woman decided to go to the beach randomly in the middle of the night like me and josh always do... so were driving and were on Newport beach blvd... theeennn... i pull ov...
Posted by it be robert? [GFG] on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:57:00 PST

you may be offended...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a310/Imalmost35/ddd.jpg do not be offended .. this is one of those new things some of you may have heard of called a JOKE.. if you do however find yourself deeply off...
Posted by it be robert? [GFG] on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 06:20:00 PST

jennie

im so lucky to have you... i love you Jennie  
Posted by it be robert? [GFG] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

well you know what they say...

well you know what they say...if my aunt had testicles, shed be my uncle
Posted by it be robert? [GFG] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dont read...

Why do women have smaller feet then men? SO THEY CAN STAND CLOSER TO THE STOVE!!!!!! *shocked expression* How do you get a woman's watch fixed? YOU DON'T HAVE TO!!...
Posted by it be robert? [GFG] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST