You are a moron. |
People are dumb.It's a fact of life. Some people are born with a more agile brain than others. Some people struggle just to read a single sentence.That's fine. Seriously, it's totally cool. Peop... Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:18:00 GMT |
Yacht Party! |
Hey guys,So, I know I've been getting super-political lately, but, damnit, if nobody fucking talks about it, change will never happen.A big part of the problem is that people just don't know exactly h... Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 00:17:00 GMT |
WAKE UP! |
Guys, listen up for a minute. Please.Tomorrow is the most important day of our lives. I am not exaggerating that one bit. In this, the most important e... Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:06:00 GMT |
Scenes from my living room couch |
I knew our neighbors knew us. If not by our names, then by the garbage. This was the third week it'd been sitting outside our room. Neither Ben nor I ever took it to the dumpster. We just never though... Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:22:00 GMT |
An edict from the mayor of Silver Lake |
(bellowing)Well. Hello there my children. Please, everyone line up. Oh you? You're wearing flannel and silly sunglasses? Oh and that neon hat from 1993 has the bill upturned at a rakish angle? Hilario... Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:53:00 GMT |
Good bye, America's rose... |
Guys. C'mere. Okay, this is sad, so everyone sit down.Jerry Falwell has passed away.I know, it's terribly sad. We will all miss him. The man was a guiding light, a beacon, if you will, for the religio... Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 18:55:00 GMT |
Eto Piznya Chuvak |
Which is Russian for, "Thats bullshit, dude."Which describes Russia. Sure, I had the time of my life here, but it was because of the people and the uniquely ridiculous situations we all encountered.I ... Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:38:00 GMT |
So... I'm never going to be Ernest Hemingway. |
Nope. I'm not.Lame.But not just in the "Famous American Writer" sense. Ernest Hemingway was a fucking badass. Seriously. I mean, say whatever you want about "The Old Man and the Sea," but the man was ... Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:09:00 GMT |
Just felt like writing something. |
It's weird. This year fucking flew by. I was just thinking about what I was doing at roughly this time, last year. And I remembered this.So, I'm living in Hollywood, and I take a writing class at the ... Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 20:39:00 GMT |
Where were you Friday night? |
Brett and I went to an incredible show. Maybe the best show I've ever seen live.First off, Irving:Josh Forbes, who despite his love for zombies, is awesome, and he directed their music video. It's inc... Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 00:54:00 GMT |