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About Me

Watch this video. This is my life.
I think too much. I think about thinking too much, too much.
It's incredibly hard to describe your entire personality in one measly paragraph. But, I'll try nonetheless. My name is Josh Androsky. No, it's not Russian. No, it's not Androwsky. And no, I'm not related to Carole Androsky, who was in all those Bing Crosby movies. Although, I kind of wish I was. How cool would it be to have your grandma in a bunch of Bing Crosby movies? I'll tell you: Very.
But I digress... I believe in truth. I am honest to a fault. I find it incredibly difficult to hide how I feel about people. I tell my male friends that I love them, and they tell me that they love me in return. That's how comfortable we are with our masculinity. Yeah. We swim in the cascading lakes of our harmonious friendship. There's nothin gay about 7 dudes who sometimes cuddle. Fuck. I smoke a lot of weed, but I'm not a pothead. A pothead gets animals high. I go out to vintage stores and buy jackets that remind me of Harold and Maude. I think there's a delicate balance in the universe that is upheld by forces above and beyond any human comprehension. The Secret is bullshit. No matter how much you visualize that you want to be a millionaire with a house in the Hamptons and 4 hot wives, you're still going to be wiping floors at Food 4 Less. But that's how the universe works. There has to be Janitors. There's nothing wrong with being a janitor. That being said, I'm not a janitor. Yet. Who knows?
I'm the luckiest person I know. I'm obsessed with trying to figure out why. I know some people create their own luck, by being well-educated, good at reading people, and by having the ability to manipulate situations, but there's an unseen force that still, inevitably, makes the final decision.
I ask a lot of questions. Too many questions. But that's a good thing. Plato asked a lot of questions, and he was one of the most influential philosophers in the history of the world. Plato also fucked pre-teen boys. I'd love to be a philosopher, but I don't think I'm quite ready for that part. Plato said, (and I'm paraphrasing) "True philosophers can remove themselves from a given situation and look down on themselves objectively, from the third person." I do that shit all the time. It helps me gain perspective. I'd recommend it.
A lot of people complain. A lot of people wonder when they'll finally be able to be happy. "If I get this promotion, I'll be happy!" "If this pretty girl likes me, I'll finally be happy!" "If I give birth to a boy, I'll finally be happy!" I think Thornton Wilder said it best (and again I'm paraphrasing), "There is no road to Happiness. There is just Happiness." I live my life by that statement.
I'm a writer, but I don't want to write anything about politics, because H.L. Mencken already wrote something so much better than I ever could. In 1920. 19fucking20.
" The larger the mob, the harder the test. In small areas, before small electorates, a first-rate man occasionally fights his way through, carrying even the mob with him by force of his personality. But when the field is nationwide, and the fight must be waged chiefly at second and third hand, and the force of personality cannot so readily make itself felt, then all the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most easily adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum.
The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
H.L. Mencken. What a fucking guy.
Just one more quote: "Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
-George Carlin
Hey, stop bitching about how the world hates America. Elect an intelligent, reasoned president who will push us beyond this red state, blue state bullshit. We can change America back into the prosperous country we all grew up in.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson, Alan Moore, Mitch Hedberg, Jack Black, David Cross, Quentin Tarantino, Ben Folds, Bill Hicks, Sam Rockwell, Paddy Chayefsky, a rational intelligent neocon, Mitch Hurwitz, Bill Lawrence, John Lennon, Jon Faverau, Vince Vaughn, Shane Black, Cuthbert Allgood, Bear Grylls and a girl who loves improv. If you'd like to meet me, IM me on AIM. TonyPastaFasul

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones that never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!" -- Jack Kerouac

My Blog

You are a moron.

People are dumb.It's a fact of life. Some people are born with a more agile brain than others.  Some people struggle just to read a single sentence.That's fine. Seriously, it's totally cool. Peop...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Yacht Party!

Hey guys,So, I know I've been getting super-political lately, but, damnit, if nobody fucking talks about it, change will never happen.A big part of the problem is that people just don't know exactly h...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 00:17:00 GMT

WAKE UP!

Guys, listen up for a minute. Please.Tomorrow is the most important day of our lives. I am not exaggerating that one bit. In this, the most important e...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:06:00 GMT

Scenes from my living room couch

I knew our neighbors knew us. If not by our names, then by the garbage. This was the third week it'd been sitting outside our room. Neither Ben nor I ever took it to the dumpster. We just never though...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:22:00 GMT

An edict from the mayor of Silver Lake

(bellowing)Well. Hello there my children. Please, everyone line up. Oh you? You're wearing flannel and silly sunglasses? Oh and that neon hat from 1993 has the bill upturned at a rakish angle? Hilario...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:53:00 GMT

Good bye, America's rose...

Guys. C'mere. Okay, this is sad, so everyone sit down.Jerry Falwell has passed away.I know, it's terribly sad. We will all miss him. The man was a guiding light, a beacon, if you will, for the religio...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 18:55:00 GMT

Eto Piznya Chuvak

Which is Russian for, "Thats bullshit, dude."Which describes Russia. Sure, I had the time of my life here, but it was because of the people and the uniquely ridiculous situations we all encountered.I ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:38:00 GMT

So... I'm never going to be Ernest Hemingway.

Nope. I'm not.Lame.But not just in the "Famous American Writer" sense. Ernest Hemingway was a fucking badass. Seriously. I mean, say whatever you want about "The Old Man and the Sea," but the man was ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:09:00 GMT

Just felt like writing something.

It's weird. This year fucking flew by. I was just thinking about what I was doing at roughly this time, last year. And I remembered this.So, I'm living in Hollywood, and I take a writing class at the ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 20:39:00 GMT

Where were you Friday night?

Brett and I went to an incredible show. Maybe the best show I've ever seen live.First off, Irving:Josh Forbes, who despite his love for zombies, is awesome, and he directed their music video. It's inc...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 00:54:00 GMT