ralph

I'd like to meet:

1)people ask whos your captain...your answer "Scott Stevens"2)u say u visit the swamp..and u mean it as a good thing3)u remember where u were and what u did when Jason Arnott scored the Cup winning goal in 20004)u kno Brodeurs pregame anthem stretchin ritual by heart..and do it from time to time5)june 9th, 10th, and 24th are days of celebration6)from time to time u occasionaly shoulder someone in the head as ur walkin cuz scotty always does it7)u say john madden is the best in the game...and u mean hockey8)ur sitting in class and u see the ranger logo, regardless of what its on, u sit up straight and flash the devil logo9)all of ur friends know u as mr./ms. new jersey devils, and u know that they just dont understand10)u hear hells bells and stand up and start screamin, better days by the goo goo dolls gives u goosebumps, as does its my life by bon jovi11)ur freaked out when u see ken daneyko with teeth and brown hair12)rangers suck, flyers swallow enough said13)ur at a party and u hear the chicken dance, u go crazy14)pple mention jagr...u mention pandolfo15)pple ask who ur goalies are u say brodeur and clemmensen...they ask who clemmensen is16)you have at least one brodeur jersey17)the city nashville gives u the shudders18)u kno david puddy is the best seinfeld character there is19)u have ur own game mix which includes hells bells, thunderstruck, ole/rock n roll part 2/song 220) ur main comeback line in a verbal fight is "have another doughnut"21)u pass newark airport and look for all continental planes...or only fly continental..and wen you fly continental u feel proud and accomplished22)ppl say star spangled banner, you think arlette.23)you dont mind not sellin out cuz theres more room to jus spread out and relax24)you book vacations for after the midway point of june since you will be all to busy for most of the spring25)the only tunnel in the NYC area you care about is the one between Giants Stadium and the CAA26)u hear a boom and jus assume its campart 2: you thought kaberle was dead.27)u kno secitons 218 n 228 r the best28)u have been high fived by two beers while sitting in section 21729)u kno all the players nicknames...and u use them30)Brodeur: Beyond the Crease is the 2nd best book EVER written...only behind the Bible31)Everytime Gionta is about to take a shot in the Shootout you scream "No Slapshot!!!"32)You know that the 2001 Stanley Cup Finals were rigged and that Scott Gomez scored that goal in Game 633)You honestly believe that devils were 3 seconds away from winning the Stanley Cup in 2006 (Game 2 against Carolina)34)During the 2003 Stanley Cup Finals, you hated that couple from Anaheim that said they would get married if the Ducks won the cup.35)you hate jean-sebastian gigeure. self-explanatory.36)You check Devilsrule.com or Njdevs.com at least 5 times a day37) Marty gets hit you feel like someone hit your mom, which makes you immediately want to go after them and their fans in ur section38) u hear mittens and think of gomer (now you refuse to wear mittens)39)ur at a bar and ur pickup line is.."we go together like mad dog and pando bear"40)Everytime the Devils score a power play goal you scream out "its a power play goal! FU Sam Rosen! The score is ?-? NEW JERSEY!!!"41)The highlight of your season thus far was Cam Janssen getting his first goal, which you have posted on facebook and/or myspace42)You shed a tear on both Stevens and Daneyko night43)The teams you hate the most are : Rangers(you kno why), Hurricanes(dont even deserve a team), Flyers(trash), Avalanche(rele 1 time champs), Penguins(future garbage), Isles(call urself borin u prick and chess match? well ur king died) Maple Leafs (DOMI 2001)44) Ray Bourque is the most overrated piece of shit to ever touch the ice. should have never won. see #32.45)White's hit on Avery in LA in November06 was made sweeter by the end of February0746)playoff games with the seagulls and the Continental smell at a Devils playoff game especially in the summer..theres really nothing like it47)no matter what anyone says..Continental Airlines Arena will always be our your second home..not the Prudential Center or your grandma's house..Continental Airlines Arena...48) you will get to a game on time no matter where in the world you are that afternoon, whether it be Canada or wherever49)u are aware of a very unknown fact: Scott Stevens threw out the ceremonial 1st pitch prior to Roger Clemens' 300th Win on 6-13-0350)you know who really should have won the 2003 Conn Smythe Trophy51)Queen's "We are the Champions" really does bring a tear to your eye52)You sometimes wish you were Mark Baumann, who starts the Lets Go Devils chant...you know his voice has got to hurt in the morning53)you are from the west coast and when the games are shown on tv, you book those days off work just to watch them!!54)fix on 53-you are from anywhere in the world and book days off to watch them.55)"Marty's Better" Period.56)you are willing to sacrifice your car when you park for a game this upcoming season in Newark57)the only people you get your nightly news from are Stan Fischler and Steve Cangialosi58)the greatest day of your life was when FSNY was put on cable59)you know the exact definition of "discipline"60)you know Tommy Albelin's nickname.61)you remember Stevens' hit on Kariya like it was yesterday, you know it was perfectly clean, and you remember thinking that Kariya was dead.62)Hey Song. enough said.63)if u see someone lying passed out anywhere u yell oh shit we have a lindros LINDROS!!(or kozlov etc.)64)Tie Domi is a piece of shit. for one reason only.65) you will take Parise and Zajac over Crosby and Malkin ANY DAY.66) even though the devils have a great record this year, their record with u this year sucks67)How many cups has Buffalo won? Zero Zero68)you name your fish zach & travis and put a little hockey player figurine in the tank69)you are well aware that Madden, Pandolfo, Brylin, Rupp, and even Gio are way underrated70) you punched several holes in your wall when Carolina tied the game with 3 seconds left in the playoffs last year.71) you're 100% positive that Brodeur is so much better than Roy.72)You are putting Easter dinner aside because you are going to the last ever regular season game at CAA73)you are where the players cars are following the game and know what car each player drives74.)you say Martin St. Louis, you drop the dumb french frie accent and pronounce it like the city St Louis, Missouri. Also, Lecavalier does not exist. It is Lecuntigay.75) Hensuck Roidpads is the Rangers goalie.76)you can pull a jersey out of your ass just to piss off a Ranger fan77)you actually know the other team that Dr. McMullen once owned..(you better)78)you get so goddam pissed every time doc emrick gets called on assignment to do the telecast for NBC or VS...no offense to steve cangialosi or anything but nobody does it better than doc79)You truly know why Claude Julien was fired with three games remaining, in spite of the Devils exceptional record.80)starting lineup for the other team? SUCKS81)you are well aware it is legal to have opposing players run into brodeur at will and get away with it82)people assume you're wearing black and red to support the team, even though you're not meaning to. it just so happens 95% of you're clothes are colors of the team.83)you quit your job or you refuse to get one or are fired due to your many "sick days" because of interference with Devils playing time84)you went to games at Brendon Byrne Arena before it was CAA....and refer to CAA as the Meadowlands Arena85) On May 5th, 2007 after the Devils played their final game at CAA, you stayed inside of the arena (even after the players left the ice) and you took in all of the sights and memories one last time.86)when you intentionally drive by the "Xanadu project" in 10 - 15 - 20 years you will stop.. get out.. and look at the total mess that was made of such a perfect place.. your old home...87)you get home from a game and you're STILL peeling "Rangers Suck" confetti off the bottom of your shoes.88)In June of 2003, You waited in line 29 hours and paid $150 for the chance to see them raise the Cup at home (and drove all the way from Michigan to get there! ; )89)someone plays the song "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses the only thing your waiting to hear is "Please welcome back to the ice your NEW JERSEY DEVILSSSSSS"90)you hear someone singing the rangers goal song and you want to punch them in the face right there (not that we rele ever hear it at the game)91)Scott Gomez=The Traitor. simple as that.92)Rafalski? WTF? like seriously. W? T? F?93)the only reason Niedermayer is retirin is so he can return to the Devils, hence, Lou's calmness.94)you can shove seven days worth of clothing and vacation material into a Jofa/hockey bag and still have room for your autographed jerseys and book. You pack them just in case anything happens to your house or you, they will be with you.95) you name one of your children Jersey.96)Ranger fans brag to you about their team and you just tell them Rags= 1 cup in 68 years and Devs= 3 cups in 12 years.97)you can hold an intelligent hockey conversation and be told you are the coolest/smartest Devils fan or fan in the world.98)you are called Shrek cause of all the time you spent at the Swamp.99)October 27th, 2007 is alredy marked on your calendar. You will be there no matter what. Prudential Center gets its true opening.100)you wear your Devils jersey out to a Toronto bar, the night of the infamous(in Toronto) 6 shot game, and you live to tell the tale.101)there are more pictures in your house of the Devils than there is of your family102)someone says something such as "I want a cookie", you respond "ODUYA!?" and think it's hysterical103)you celebrate every players birthdays with a cake and all.104) you wear Devils' gear wherever you go so that you can rep them around the world105)you drink Sprite before working out/playing a game. It made Marty a star, why not you?106)you see a record by the Devils or a Devil and it gives you personal gratification almost like you achieved it.107)'WE' becomes a synonym for the Devils. ex) "WE have a huge game tonight" "WE'RE going to kick the Rangers' asses!"108)you get up at 530 when u dont have work or school just to go to pract. for the team109)you hear the whistling, that means power play is over110)you give Julien credit for the one thing he did right...wait til at least the final minute to pull Brodeur and wait til we had possession of the puck!111)you look at their schedule to see if a home game falls on your birthday! nd they usually lose...112) October 27th, 2007 has been marked on your calendar for months. that day has finally arrived.113)you can't picture Brodeur or Brylin on ANY other team114)you're willing to risk your life on the streets of Newark to get 10 dollar seats for that nights game115)when you can take criticism against Flyer and Ranger fans, smile inside and say to yourself (or outloud) "atleast my team had success over the last decade now..."116)you say to Flyers fans "our team swept them in 95, your team got swept BY them in 97"117)"NEVER SAY DIE" has become a household saying more than ever (after the 06-07 season)118)you visit another city or state that has an NHL team and think to yourself; "We're Better!"119)your goalie has 500 wins.120)you stand proudly at attention (holding back tears, of course) in front of your TV as Robinson's No. 19 is raised to the rafters in Montreal.121)winning streaks are the norm.122)you don't even date a Rangers fan. no chance to dump em because you are smart and know they are losers from the start123) your friends don't even have to read the news to see how the Devils are doing...they can tell by your mood124)you love the fact that the Devils don't sell out every game because you can buy $10 tickets and then move up into the 1st row after scouting out from above what seats are available...since nobody checks the tickets now at The Rock!125)you'd do whatever it takes to watch a game or stay updated with the score, even when you're in the hospital.126)your friends begin to think you are a bloods gang member