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VIVA LA LANDIS

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About Me

www.youtube.com/VivaLaLandis

I'm a beer chuggin' thugga luggin' tip top hip hop scat poor hard core punk rock whore

I hate everyone - don't think you're special. My eyebrows are drawn on, not tattooed so please don’t ask. I'm terrified of car crashes and cops. I have no shame. I teeter on the brink of industrial and insanity. The only important thing about me is that I am an artist. I practice many mediums. I can't spell worth shit. Someday I’ll have a band called Tuna and the Jews. I'm a vegetarian, always have been, fuck your trends. I'm fluent in the language of dickspatter. My life feels empty and meaningless without a rat on my shoulder. I think that kicking an addiction to chapstick is worse than one to cigarettes. I'm in love with Boston and if I could marry it I would.
AIM = bombtheskies

My Blog

FOR SALE CONTINUED

If you did not review my first For Sale blog, please go back and read the intro or look at the rest of the pictures. Thank You :D Any questions or if you want more pictures of an item you like just me...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 15:01:00 GMT

FOR SALE!!!

UPDATE: I WILL TRADE!!! If you have something that may be of interest to me we can work out a trade. Things I'm interested in include but are not limited to coat racks, ipods (80 GB and up), clothing ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 14:00:00 GMT

Boobs

I have boobs. They're big. On any given day at any given moment you can probably see my cleavage. It happens, and it happens a lot. Get the fuck over it.
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 11:11:00 GMT

Tori’s School Essay about me

"Oi!" that was the first thing she said. The Sex Pistols would have been proud. It was summer and the sun at noon made the damaged tips of her bleached hair translucent. Even still, the dye job was ad...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:14:00 GMT

Lifes too short for sleep

Did you know that on average humans spend one third of their lives sleeping? If you live to be ninety that's thirty years of your life wasted. My off the wall week started on Tuesday when my boys Lia...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:28:00 GMT

Right in the middle of the parking lot

A bunch of my friends decided to call me individually wanting to come over last night, and we ended up forming an unintentional party in my parking lot until the wee hours of morn. We smoked in the ab...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 04:46:00 GMT

More tales from the crypt

Yesterday I did some chores with Mother and baked in the sun. I was cleaning my room and resting in my pajamas when Erika and Lindsay showed up at my house. They always bring out the energy in me so I...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:12:00 GMT

An Abundance

I haven't updated on the concerts I've been to in a long time so we're going for a three for one here. Sometime in the beginning of June '08 I showed up to hang out with the punks in Salem in my b...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:10:00 GMT

Ouija

I expect no one to believe me unless they were there. I scarcely believe myself. John, Adeline, and I went to one of those 400 year old cemeteries that are scattered all over New Hampshire in the ligh...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:19:00 GMT

The Cure Concert

Last night I sold a kidney to go to The Cure concert in Boston. After having a fuck of a time trying to print my parking ticket and getting there, we were pretty close to the stage. It wasn't genera...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:41:00 GMT